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Dorn, are you the final say on things that are the, “Hottest Thing On The Streets?”
Apparently when grade school gets out he is hoho
How many damn mascots does Cleveland have? An orange helmet, a dog, and this gremlin Peter Pan thing? God they’re horrible
Brownie the Elf has actually been around since the 1940s. The orange helmet has been the main helmet for more years than you can count, and the Dog has been a thing since the 80s since two cornerbacks said “they play like a bunch of mad dogs” which eventually named the end of the endzone “The Dawg Pound”
They still suck.
Fuck you Dorn
Hopefully Johnny wins more games than Derek Anderson
Manziel probably cries while listening to this song
Yeah I’m sure the guy who literally asked to be picked by Cleveland cries when he listens to a song about how awesome he is. Because why the fuck not right?
You really think that the Browns were the only team to get a text from Manziel?
This song sucks more dick than Dorn at Lamba Chi on a Friday night.
Oh man, ROASTED him.
The Browns are still going to suck.