New Scotch Whisky A Tribute To Ron Burgundy

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In case you’ve been living under a rock somewhere, the greatly anticipated sequel to Anchorman is coming out in a few weeks. While I’m no expert on the film industry, I can tell you right now that this movie is going to be a hit. I don’t even care what the plot is, just look at the cast. Those guys can’t go wrong. Plus, we’ve all been waiting for a sequel since we first saw the original back in 2004. As you’d expect, businesses are anxious to capitalize on the widespread excitement surrounding the film. One business is doing just that, and in a hilarious way.

We all know that Anchorman is one of the most quotable movies of all time. What’s one of the most memorable quotes? Does “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch,” ring a bell for you? Well, it did for some people over at Riviera Imports. Riviera Imports is releasing a new brand of scotch. What’s it going to be called? Great Odin’s Raven Special Reserve.

Not too much is known about this new blended whisky, but I can tell you right now that it’s going to sell. Even people who aren’t into scotch are going to buy bottles of it. Why? Because it’s got Ron Burgundy’s name on it, that’s why.

Even if it’s no good, I have to admit that I’ll probably be buying myself a bottle of it, if only for the novelty of it. This is pure speculation on my part, but something tells me that it’ll have a formidable scent. Who knows? It could even smell of rich mahogany. Like most scotch whisky, it’ll undoubtedly have a bit of a kick to it. Again, pure speculation here, but something tells me it’ll leave you with more of a deep burn finish than three fingers of Glenlivet with a little bit of pepper would. Additionally, if you choose to enjoy it with a meal, I’d say it’ll probably pair well with a nice seafood dinner. Pure speculation, of course.

When it hits the shelves, if you’re able to find it, give it a try. Whether you’re out on the town enjoying some jazz flute, or staying in for an evening of reading poetry in your apartment full of many leather bound books, I’m sure you’ll enjoy Great Odin’s Raven Special Reserve. Even if you don’t, at least you’ll get a chuckle out of it.

Well, for all of us here at TFM News, I’m BlutarskyTFM. You stay classy, Total Frat Move.

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[via The Drinks Business]

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BlutarskyTFM (@BlutoGrandex) is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems, the self-appointed Senior Military Analyst for TFM News, founder of the #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiianShirts Movement, and, on an unrelated note, a huge fan of buffets. While by no means an athletic man, he was the four-square champion of his elementary school in 1997. When not writing poorly organized columns or cracking stupid, inappropriate jokes on Twitter, Bluto pretends to be well-read, finds excuses not to exercise, and actually has a real job.

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