New Website Allows Girls To Crowdfund For Fake Boobs

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It seems like crowdfunding is all the rage lately. With movies, bands, and small businesses utilizing this new fundraising technique, it was only a matter of time before sexual enhancements came onto the list. Fear not flat-chested women of the world, you can now allow the horny bastards like me out there to support your dreams of making your shirts fit just a little bit tighter.

MyFreeImplants.com is a relatively new site where female users can message men in order to coax them into providing money for breast augmentation. Male users can contact the girls for the low price of $1 per message, though users are encouraged to use other means in order to amass the estimated $5,500 needed to pump up those chesticles. These “other means” can be anything from a simple nudie pic or video, all the way to something as simple as a picture of a hamburger. There are some weird people out there.

The only rule put in place by the website is that users are not to meet one another in person. While I’m sure this regulation bums out thousands of perverts across the country, it seems like the right call for the girls’ safety.

The site claims that over 1,000 girls have succeeded in their tit-tacular goals, with that number growing all the time. With over 5,000 men eager to make a girl’s dreams (or their own) come true, it looks like there might be some hope for the itty bitty titty committee after all.

[via Slate.com]

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  1. Channel4NewsTeam

    TFM Intern should crowdfund to get his penis reattached after that tragic double dutch rudder incident with Dorn and his retard strength hand-grip.

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  2. Fratmiral Nelson

    As long as the website doesn’t block meeting the women AFTER the surgery, then it is genius What’s the point of paying for the titties if you can’t put your face in them?

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  3. Sleazy Asshole

    If y’all donate $20 to my girlfriend’s fake tits fund, I’ll get her to mail you an autographed photo of them when they’re done.

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