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    Douglas MacArthur

    “If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what would I have honey? I said, ‘Darlin, you’d have some walnuts.’ She said, ‘Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts?’ I said ‘Hell yeah.’ She said, ‘Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts?’ I said ‘Hell no bitch, you’d have a dick in your mouth.'”

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 3 years ago

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