The Biebs Will Sue A Party Guest For $5 Million For Tweeting From His Home, Per Mandatory Waiver
by Roger_Dorn 15 hours agoFucking Bieber. He's just the worst. I recently saw how he buddied up with Chris Brown. Apparently they're pretty tight now, making them the douchiest duo in North American history. Luckily Bieber is Canadian, so we only have to claim half of this pair. Those two could suck the class right out of a ... More »
Twins And Braves Have A Lighthearted Twitter Feud, One Up Each Other’s Power Moves
by Bacon 11 hours agoThe Atlanta Braves completed their series sweep of the Minnesota Twins down at the Ted today, running their winning streak up to six games and giving what I assume was a crowd of about 5,000 a nice afternoon. Here's hoping more than a few Atlanta residents skipped work to pound beer at the Chop Hous... More »
Kevin Durant Got A Sweet New Back Tattoo, OOPS A Word Is Misspelled
by Roger_Dorn 13 hours agoSay it ain't so, Kev. You were having such an awesome publicity week after generously donating $1 million to the Oklahoma tornado victims. Even Steven, I guess. Up one day, down the next. Kevin Durant got some new ink on his back, a Bible verse next to an image of my main man Jesus Christ. The s... More »
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Twins And Braves Have A Lighthearted Twitter Feud, One Up Each Other’s Power Moves
by Bacon 11 hours agoThe Atlanta Braves completed their series sweep of the Minnesota Twins down at the Ted today, running their winning streak up to six games and giving what I assume was a crowd of about 5,000 a nice afternoon. Here’s hoping more than a few Atlanta residents skipped work to pound beer at the Chop House.... More »
Graduate Student Uses Derived Equation To Calculate How Likely You Are To Find A Boyfriend: Odds Not Good
by hot piece of TSM 12 hours agoWarning: Math Ahead. People say “be patient.” “Stop looking for love, and you’ll find it,” they say. “There are plenty of fish in the sea,” they tell me. They are wrong. Peter Backus, graduate degree holder, had been single for three years and was starting to lose a little faith that he’d ever find someone.... More »
Kevin Durant Got A Sweet New Back Tattoo, OOPS A Word Is Misspelled
by Roger_Dorn 13 hours agoSay it ain’t so, Kev. You were having such an awesome publicity week after generously donating $1 million to the Oklahoma tornado victims. Even Steven, I guess. Up one day, down the next. Kevin Durant got some new ink on his back, a Bible verse next to an image of my main man Jesus Christ.... More »
U.S. Courts Are Referencing Urban Dictionary To Understand Slang
by Bacon 15 hours agoFrom the New York Times: Slang has always been a challenge for the courts in cases that involve vulgar or insulting language. Conventional dictionaries lag the spoken word by design. That has lawyers and judges turning to a more fluid source of definitions: Urban Dictionary, a crowdsourced collection of slang words on the Internet. As... More »
The Biebs Will Sue A Party Guest For $5 Million For Tweeting From His Home, Per Mandatory Waiver
by Roger_Dorn 15 hours agoFucking Bieber. He’s just the worst. I recently saw how he buddied up with Chris Brown. Apparently they’re pretty tight now, making them the douchiest duo in North American history. Luckily Bieber is Canadian, so we only have to claim half of this pair. Those two could suck the class right out of a Jay... More »
These Photos Of The Most Handsome Man Alive Will Melt Your Face Off
by Roger_Dorn 20 hours agoAhmed Angel, an Iraqi medical student and part time model, intends to garner international fame, take over the world, and spread worldwide influence by way of his adoring fans and his striking good looks, and if anyone can do it, it’s Ahmed. His photo album on Imgur has been viewed close to a million times,... More »
Florida Man Takes Down Record 19-Foot Python
by Ashley Schaeffer BMW 2 days agoWhen I first read this headline, I figured this guy had to be out of his fucking mind. As it turns out though, Miami native Jason Leon has apparently “owned and handled Burmese pythons in the past,” so I guess that made it okay for him to pull this 18-foot, 8-inch monstrosity of a snake... More »
Reporter’s Failed Sobriety Test Doesn’t Prove Much
by Rex Reagan 2 days agoA proposed law change from the National Transportation Safety Board to lower the nationwide BAC limit from .08 to .05 has created polarizing opinions on both sides of the issue. Sacramento news station KXTV decided to try the issue by sending a reporter to get drunk at a police station and then test out her... More »
High School Soccer Team Starts Their Own “Frat,” They Frat Way Too Hard
by Roger_Dorn 2 days agoRest easy, Lake Travis High School. You’re off the hook. “Our frat doesn’t really involve any hazing,” junior Mark Milligan said, “However, whenever we yell the word “frat” coach McGowan makes us all do pushups. But we say frat anyway.” Yeah, I’m 100% sure that’s Coach McGowan’s way of trying to tell you that you... More »
Red Bull Is Making Its New Magazine Free To All Fraternity And Sorority Members, Because We’re Awesome
by Bacon 2 days agoRed Bull, the makers of everyone’s favorite legal study aid and the world’s number one source of people jumping to Earth from outer space, has partnered with The Odyssey and Olympia Media Group to bring you The Red Bulletin, a new monthly magazine dedicated to all things awesome. Every month The Red Bulletin features breathtaking... More »
