Man Rappels From Third Floor Window After Angry Husband Catches Him Banging His Wife
by Roger_Dorn 20 hours agoThe ol' tie-the-linens-together-like-a-rope-and-climb-out-the-window trick -- I thought this was a maneuver only attempted in the movies. In fact, before this Brazilian man successfully pulled the stunt off, I think the only time is has ever been attempted is in the movies. How long does it take... More »
Georgia College Student Fakes His Own Kidnapping To Avoid Telling His Parents He Failed English Class
by Ashley Schaeffer BMW 8 hours agoWhat would you do if you failed a college class and had to tell your parents? I trust most of you have never found yourself in this shitty, GPA-killing predicament, because you’ve been smart enough to either cut it from your schedule before the Drop/Add deadline when the realization sets in that y... More »
UMD Student Reports Fake Stabbing On The Way To Main Commencement
by Whiskey_Ginger 13 hours agoGraduation is scary. We must leave the magical world of debauchery and casual sex we call "undergraduate life" for the real world, a place I'm told frowns upon both of these things. That said, "fake stabbing" seems like the worst choice on the list of options for staving off that march across the st... More »
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Georgia College Student Fakes His Own Kidnapping To Avoid Telling His Parents He Failed English Class
by Ashley Schaeffer BMW 8 hours agoWhat would you do if you failed a college class and had to tell your parents? I trust most of you have never found yourself in this shitty, GPA-killing predicament, because you’ve been smart enough to either cut it from your schedule before the Drop/Add deadline when the realization sets in that your tendency to... More »
UMD Student Reports Fake Stabbing On The Way To Main Commencement
by Whiskey_Ginger 13 hours agoGraduation is scary. We must leave the magical world of debauchery and casual sex we call “undergraduate life” for the real world, a place I’m told frowns upon both of these things. That said, “fake stabbing” seems like the worst choice on the list of options for staving off that march across the stage. One... More »
Justin Bieber Demands To Be Taken Seriously As An Artist, Is Booed
by Bacon 16 hours agoThe Billboard Music Awards were last night. Yeah, I don’t really give a crap either. The only music awards worth watching, aside from the Grammys (and even those pretty much blow), are the ones where celebrities have the best chance of being shamefully drunk or getting assaulted backstage, which is why the perfect storm that... More »
Dartmouth’s Green Key Weekend Lives Up To Tradition, Out Of Control
by BlutarskyTFM 17 hours agoAccording to the Dartmouth Student Affairs Office, Green Key weekend is a student planned event that usually consists of “outdoor bands, barbecues, and athletic events.” According to students, Green Key weekend is something different. I’m sure there are bands, barbecues, and athletic events, but they are by no means the highlight of the weekend. The... More »
Alabama Sold Its Shattered BCS Crystal Football For $105,000 At Auction
by Roger_Dorn 17 hours agoAlabama’s crystal football — the one from the 2011 season when they stuck it to LSU in the title game — was shattered when the father of long snapper Carson Tinker knocked it off its stand into a thousand pieces. The value of the trophy was $30,000. “It’s cool, this thing is insured. We’ll just... More »
77-Year-Old With One Good Eye Hits Three Holes-In-One In 28 Days
by Roger_Dorn 18 hours ago“I didn’t hit that’n good.” Bob Robertson is not only an old man quote machine, but he has the best old man golf swing in the game. Look at this beauty: absolutely zero hip action, a half-cocked backswing, a non-existent followthrough. Just classic old man-style. Perfectly straight and 115 yards, every single time. I can’t... More »
Man Rappels From Third Floor Window After Angry Husband Catches Him Banging His Wife
by Roger_Dorn 20 hours agoThe ol’ tie-the-linens-together-like-a-rope-and-climb-out-the-window trick — I thought this was a maneuver only attempted in the movies. In fact, before this Brazilian man successfully pulled the stunt off, I think the only time is has ever been attempted is in the movies. How long does it take to tie all those together? It looks like he... More »
Washington State Cancels Thursday Classes On Halloween For ASU Football Game
by Roger_Dorn 4 days agoFrom SB Nation: In what might be the most WSU thing in the history of WSU things, President Elson Floyd announced Thursday that the school will cancel classes on the afternoon of Thursday, Oct. 31, in advance of that night’s televised football game against Arizona State. Additionally, he said that attendance at morning classes will... More »
Johnny Manziel Hits Home Run, Throws Best Ever First Pitch At San Diego’s Petco Park
by TheChampionsTour 4 days agoAs if there was any doubt as to whether he is one of the baddest dudes on the planet right now, Johnny Manziel was the center of attention at the San Diego Padres’ home ballpark, Petco Park, on Thursday. Sporting his own personalized Padres jersey, complete with Heisman patch on the right shoulder, Manziel supposedly... More »
VIDEO: Saban Says Being Called The Devil Was “Terribly Disappointing”
by Roger_Dorn 4 days agoEarlier this week, University of Florida offensive line coach Tim Davis referred to Nick Saban as “the Devil himself.” Harsh words, and driving them home even more is the fact that he actually has some Nick Saban perspective. Davis worked under Saban for three years — two with the Miami Dolphins, one at Alabama. “I’ve... More »
