This Ridiculous Reason CAN’T Be Why Brad Pitt Dropped Out Of Mizzou, Can It?
by Bacon 2 hours agoBrad Pitt is by far the University of Missouri's most famous alumnus, both because he is one of the most recognizable actors ever, and because the University of Missouri has a loose definition of "alumnus." The truth is, Brad Pitt, a Sigma Chi during his years in school, didn't actually graduate fro... More »
University Of Iowa Greeks Facing Catastrophic City Housing Ordinance
by Roger_Dorn 2 hours agoNF, Iowa. Just NF. The Iowa City ordinance, in particular, is tackling the issue of housing density, stating that only one person per 900 square feet will be allowed to live in an apartment. Only, language in the ordinance will technically classify fraternity and sorority houses as apartments, ma... More »
Florida Man Makes A Beer Run While Eluding Police
by TheChampionsTour 4 hours ago21-year-old Andrew Fatzinger was arrested earlier this week after he was caught vandalizing a home in Lighthouse Point, Florida. Police showed up on the scene where they found Fatzinger looting and vandalizing a home with mustard and graffiti. Not quite as effective as the Wet Bandits, but that’s ... More »
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University Of Iowa Greeks Facing Catastrophic City Housing Ordinance
by Roger_Dorn 2 hours agoNF, Iowa. Just NF. The Iowa City ordinance, in particular, is tackling the issue of housing density, stating that only one person per 900 square feet will be allowed to live in an apartment. Only, language in the ordinance will technically classify fraternity and sorority houses as apartments, making them fall under the regulation. This... More »
This Ridiculous Reason CAN’T Be Why Brad Pitt Dropped Out Of Mizzou, Can It?
by Bacon 2 hours agoBrad Pitt is by far the University of Missouri’s most famous alumnus, both because he is one of the most recognizable actors ever, and because the University of Missouri has a loose definition of “alumnus.” The truth is, Brad Pitt, a Sigma Chi during his years in school, didn’t actually graduate from Mizzou. He finished... More »
Hanson Creates Beer, Calls it MmmHops
by hot piece of TSM 3 hours agoHave you ever wanted a way to perfectly blend the tunes of a possibly gay boy band of the ‘90s with a cold one? Who hasn’t? Well, the wait is over. The brothers Hanson have once again put their (now shorter) blonde manes together to create a beer of their very own. Apparently their fame... More »
Florida Man Makes A Beer Run While Eluding Police
by TheChampionsTour 4 hours ago21-year-old Andrew Fatzinger was arrested earlier this week after he was caught vandalizing a home in Lighthouse Point, Florida. Police showed up on the scene where they found Fatzinger looting and vandalizing a home with mustard and graffiti. Not quite as effective as the Wet Bandits, but that’s one terrible burglar calling card. Again, this... More »
Amanda Bynes Arrested in NYC
by Pearls Hilton 4 hours agoEverybody throw three fingers up because this is a fucking shocker. Amanda “Twitter Selfies” Bynes was arrested last night. The cops arrived at her New York City apartment after a building official called police. The second craziest bitch in the world was smoking a joint in her building lobby and “acting erratically” (re: probably high... More »
Hundreds Of Phoenix Police Officers Attend Kindergarten Graduation Of Fallen Officer’s Daughter
by Roger_Dorn 8 hours agoHere’s you a nice feel-gooder to take you into your Memorial Day weekend. Well, it’s actually a very sad story, but it also proves how awesome people can be. Phoenix Police Officer Daryl Raetz, 29, was tragically killed by a hit-and-run driver while conducting a DUI investigation early Sunday morning. On Wednesday, his daughter graduated... More »
That High School Dork That Was Denied By Kate Upton Landed A MUCH Hotter Prom Date Instead
by Roger_Dorn 21 hours ago*****Update with prom photos***** Bonus video: ___ Remember this dweeb from YouTube who put the screws to Kate Upton by very publicly asking her to his high school prom? Here is the original story we ran and here is Jake’s YouTube video if you need a refresher. I just watched it again, and it still... More »
The Legend of Evan “El Oso Blanco” Gattis Is Finally Told, Chuck Norris Style
by Bacon 1 day agoThis little beauty from 680 The Fan in Atlanta might have ripped off “Chuck Norris Facts” pretty hard, but that doesn’t make this any less enjoyable, especially if you’re a Braves fan. If you don’t know the story of Braves catcher Evan Gattis by now then clearly you don’t watch a lot of baseball. The... More »
Chuck Norris Believes Tim Tebow Can Achieve NFL Legend Status
by Ashley Schaeffer BMW 1 day agoIn a recent column on Newsbusters.org, the most famous half cowboy, half martial artist that will ever be born in the United States, provides a Walker Texas Ranger hat sized endorsement for the American media’s favorite golden boy QB, Tim Tebow. Chuck deems him the “ultimate clutch player” in the game of football. I’ve heard... More »
Dazed and Confused Is Getting A College Sequel, Filming Starts This Fall
by Bacon 1 day agoTo aptly paraphrase a great man, both for my life in general and the subject matter of this story, “That’s what I love about these college girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” R.I.P. Wooderson. I assume that character died, probably in some sort of factory accident after he showed up drunk... More »
