Recent News - Page 14
Chuck Norris Believes Tim Tebow Can Achieve NFL Legend Status
by Ashley Schaeffer BMW 26 days agoIn a recent column on Newsbusters.org, the most famous half cowboy, half martial artist that will ever be born in the United States, provides a Walker Texas Ranger hat sized endorsement for the American media’s favorite golden boy QB, Tim Tebow. Chuck deems him the “ultimate clutch player” in the game of football. I’ve heard... More »
Dazed and Confused Is Getting A College Sequel, Filming Starts This Fall
by Bacon 26 days agoTo aptly paraphrase a great man, both for my life in general and the subject matter of this story, “That’s what I love about these college girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” R.I.P. Wooderson. I assume that character died, probably in some sort of factory accident after he showed up drunk... More »
World’s Worst Driver Hits Cyclist and Tweets About it
by Pearls Hilton 26 days agoI have minimal credibility when it comes to judging others by their driving ability, especially since I still don’t know how to park my new car. I just found out what cruise control is, and I’ve been driving since I was 17. It took me a year to actually pass my driver’s test. As terrible... More »
Amanda Bynes Attempts Power Move At Airport, Fails Miserably
by hot piece of TSM 26 days agoThis weekend Amanda Bynes tried to hop on a plane to LAX with a dream and her (velour) cardigan, sweatpants, and oversized sunglasses. Obviously she was flying out of New Jersey. When in Rome, do as the Roman Americans do. She entered the small Teterboro Airport terminal, where the only ID she presented was her... More »
University of Cincinnati Baseball Team Gives The Most Ridiculous Post Game Interviews Of All Time
by Bacon 26 days agoThis video from the Cincinnati Bearcats YouTube channel highlights a season’s worth of shenanigans committed by the Cincinnati Bearcats baseball team during postgame interviews with the university TV station. Nothing ever gets old about a group of college kids giving zero fucks. Unfortunately the Bearcats won’t carry the fun into the postseason, as they finished... More »
Paris Hilton Signs Deal To Make Second Album, Declaring Music Officially Dead
by StuffFratPeopleLike 26 days agoIn a move that made every single deceased musical icon roll over, sit up, and loudly proclaim “Seriously guys, what the fuck” in their graves, Paris Hilton has signed a deal with Cash Money records to produce her sophomore album. There’s only so much you can do with your career after years of fame solely... More »
University of New Hampshire Pays 100k For New Logos, Students Hate Them
by Bacon 26 days agoAbove are the three logo finalists for the University of New Hampshire, one of which will be chosen by the university president as the new symbol for UNH. Do those look like they cost $100,000 to produce? Well they did, in fact, cost $100,000 to produce. Meanwhile, at the New York firm UNH paid to... More »
Michigan Man Arrested For D.U.I. On A Tractor
by Rex Reagan 26 days agoLast Friday night, 49-year-old Robert Zimmerman of Paw Paw, Michigan was looking to have a good time. Paw Paw (population 3,500), despite being in the heart of Michigan’s thriving wine country, didn’t quite have the night life offerings Zimmerman was looking for, so he drove 10 miles up the road to Decatur (population 1,900). The... More »
69-Year-Old Man Enrolls At UVA, Joins Chi Phi Fraternity
by savittj 26 days agoIt almost seems like it could be another horrible Adam Sandler flick, but this is no movie pitch. 69-year-old Jerry Reid is trading in his reading glasses for a cold case of Natty Light and a spot in the freshman dorms, and you won’t catch him with any cargo shorts. After years of never seeing... More »
Jennifer Aniston Takes It Off In Upcoming Film
by BlutarskyTFM 26 days agoEvery now and then, a film comes along that goes down in history. While the upcoming film We’re the Millers may not be a Casablanca or Citizen Kane, it will certainly be a great film. Why? Because Jennifer Aniston strips in it. Scheduled for release this coming August, We’re the Millers is the story of... More »
