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Auburn Changed Grades and Bribed Players, Denies Everything
by bourbon blonde 46 days agoA new report says Auburn’s football program allegedly altered player grades, bribed potential NFL draft picks, and broke all sorts of NCAA recruiting rules. War dammit, Auburn, y’all screwed up. According to former New York Times and Sports Illustrated writer, Selena Roberts, three former Auburn players claimed “as many as nine players’ grades were changed... More »
Cop Makes Arrest During Prostitution Sting, But Only After He Gets Sucked Off
by Roger_Dorn 46 days agoThe consequences of mixing business with pleasure must be considered when opportunities present themselves. Even nine-to-five Joe Schmos can tell you that, although many of the pleasures they’d be referring to are of a relatively innocent, or lawful, variety. For one police officer in Pennsylvania, Detective Ronald DePellegrin of the Homestead Police Department, the pleasure... More »
Mississippi State Sends Football Recruit “Can-o-SWAG” Letter
by Roger_Dorn 46 days agoEarlier this week it was the “You’re a baller” letter. Now it’s a can of SWAG. I’m beginning to think the Mississippi State football program is run by a bunch flat-brimmed teenagers with their pants hanging off their asses. Can of SWAG? Yeah, can of SWAG. Guess ill be going to Mississippi State soon….SWAG twitter.com/marlon_humphre…... More »
If You’re Looking For Marriage, Living With Your Boyfriend First Will Screw You
by hot piece of TSM 47 days agoAccording to a CDC, National Health Statistics report, polling couples from 2006-2010, 48% of women between the ages of 15 and 44 were said to be living with their boyfriends. 48%!!! Correct me if I’m wrong, but that’s like, half. Likely the boring half if you ask me, but half, nonetheless. In 1995, that figure... More »
Tampa Bay Rays Face Media Backlash After Claiming To Have Killed Steve Irwin, Sort Of
by Ashley Schaeffer BMW 47 days agoLast night, while the Tampa Bay Rays were in the midst of orchestrating a one-run comeback against the Baltimore Orioles, their mascot Raymond was busy finding himself in quite the morally compromising position behind the team’s dugout. After taking hold of and displaying a sign brought into Tropicana Field courtesy of an apparently hilarious fan,... More »
Adam Sandler’s Grown Ups 2 Trailer Reveals Frat Boy Villains, Looks Predictably Awful
by Bacon 47 days agoI constantly struggle with how I view Adam Sandler and his career. Adam Sandler made Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore, two of the funniest movies of my childhood that are still hilarious to this day. Conversely, Adam Sandler is also responsible for more abysmal (not bad, abysmal) mainstream movies than just about any other major... More »
Crazy Lady Turns Herself Into a Real Life Mermaid
by Pearls Hilton 47 days agoI thought bath salts were so 2012? Linden Wolbert, a former residence director at Emerson College, decided to quit her job and become a mermaid. When I first read the story I assumed it went something like this… Unfortunately no cosmetic surgery was required, and the world’s first Mermaidoplasty still has yet to be performed.... More »
Braves Catcher Goes Deep In Major League Debut While His Dad Is Being Interviewed Live In The Stands
by Roger_Dorn 47 days agoIn his major league debut, Evan Gattis took Phillies ace Roy Halladay deep in the 4th inning of last night’s rain soaked game to put Atlanta up 4-0, but it’s the story surrounding this four-bagger that makes it such a memorable one. During the at-bat, Gattis’ father was being interviewed live during the game’s broadcast... More »
Texas Legislature Hazes Freshman
by J Parks 48 days agoGet back on the ‘bows-‘n-toes, Congress pledge. From Dallas Morning News: After four minutes of hazing on freshman Rep. Marsha Farney’s very first bill, the House approved her legislation designating pecan pie as the Official State Pie of Texas. “Would you be willing to amend this bill to say that adding chocolate is illegal and... More »
Worst Boyfriend Ever Lets a Stray Baseball Hit His Girlfriend in the Face
by Pearls Hilton 48 days agoI’m just going to go ahead and file this under the list of reasons why I hate sports. Last night at an Arizona Diamondback’s game (re: baseball), a poor girlfriend was forced to suffer even more than necessary. Not only was she undeniably suffering through a sporting event to appease her husband, but she was... More »
