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Eight Things You Can Do With Vodka

by Pearls Hilton 1 day ago

I consider myself QUITE the expert on all types of alcohol, but I am somewhat of a world-renowned connoisseur when it comes to vodka. After studying abroad in Russia (don’t go there, by the way), I became fairly acquainted with the beauty of the libation. It’s versatility is unparalleled. It can be mixed with anything,... More »

Worldwide Liquor Consumption: America Currently Owning The Tequila Game (Infograph)

by Ashley Schaeffer BMW 1 day ago

I came across this awesome infographic this morning and found it very interesting. It really is astounding how much people can fucking drink. Last year, lively indulgers worldwide polished off a whopping 7 billion liters of vodka, rum, whisky, gin, and tequila combined. Here’s the graphic: The figures here make my head spin. First off,... More »

PBR Makes Beer Commemorating American WWII Soldiers, Only Sells It In China For Some Reason

by The DeVry Guy 1 day ago

File this one under “You came close to being frat, you smelly hipsters, but you failed miserably.” Pabst Blue Ribbon, America’s favorite hipster beer, is apparently selling a commemorative beer honoring the U.S. World War II Army — but only in China. Brand Channel reports that the Pabst Blue Ribbon Army green beer cans come... More »

Scientists Say Men Who Sit Down To Pee May Have An Improved Sex Life

by The DeVry Guy 1 day ago

Now, I’m not 21 years old yet, so I’m not legally allowed to have sex. I’ve heard some great things, though. I can’t wait until I finally turn the big two-one and can indulge in all of these awesome frat staples in which the law currently prevents me from participating. Even when I am legally... More »

LeBron’s New Shoes Already Claim He’s A ’2-Time Champion’

by Roger_Dorn 1 day ago

Down three games to two in the NBA Finals is a bold time to reveal a sneaker like this, and it’s unknown if it was done with LeBron’s knowledge, but I’d like to think it was. That’s a quality I appreciate in athletes — cockiness. LeBron has it. Most of the great ones do. They... More »

Northwestern University Professor Quits Job Because Students Kept Throwing Used Condoms In His Yard

by Bacon 1 day ago

Well at least no one can blame this on fraternities, since we all know condoms are NF. You know who uses condoms? Geeds who don’t have health insurance to pay for their STD medicine and get rid of/take care of their pregnancies. Condoms are for Obamacare supporters. Now if you’ll excuse me I have seventeen... More »

Braves Catcher Evan Gattis Breaks His Bat Over His Own Back During His Backswing, Goes On DL

by Bacon 1 day ago

The Mets-Braves game that played late into last night was an interesting one. For starters, there was a three hour rain delay, during which the Mets entertained themselves by throwing sunflower seeds at a bucket, because apparently the flatscreen TVs, food, and the rest of the 5-star amenities in the Turner Field clubhouse weren’t good... More »

Movie 43 Out On DVD Today

by TFM Staff 1 day ago

The sketch comedy film Movie 43 was released on DVD today. This thing isn’t going to win any awards, but check out the ridiculously star-studded cast: Dennis Quaid Greg Kinnear Common Seth MacFarlane Hugh Jackman Kate Winslet Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Anna Farris Chris Pratt J.B. Smoove Kieran Culkin Emma Stone Richard Gere Kate Bosworth... More »

The Film Talladega Nights Is Coming To Life In St. Louis, A City Now Controlled By Stray Dogs

by Bacon 1 day ago

Okay, St. Louis may not be completely controlled by vicious stray dogs. Not yet. Regardless, what’s presently happening in north St. Louis County is something that Ricky Bobby himself warned us of, and instead of listening, we laughed. The joke, however, is now on us, because it turns out the uprising has begun, and packs... More »

Rich Rodriguez And The U. Of Arizona Coaching Staff Release Promo For Upcoming Season, Dressed As Cowboys

by Ashley Schaeffer BMW 2 days ago

Well, there’s not much to say about this Wildcat football promo spot, other than it’s downright awesome. As a Big 10 alumnus, I’m the furthest thing from a fan of Rich Rod, and knowing people who have played under him, I’ve heard he isn’t the most genuine guy either. However, you’ve got to appreciate the... More »