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The NCAA Apparently Doesn’t Know How To Spell College
by Bacon 1 day agoIt’s refreshing to see the NCAA make a minor, adorable mistake instead of its usual corrupt, soulless, and grossly incompetent ones. So let’s all have a good laugh at this typo on a College World Series dugout during the Indiana-Louisville game a few days ago and forget that time your team was screwed out of... More »
Nina Agdal (Hottest Thing Alive Right Now) Does The Spinning Nudie GIF
by Roger_Dorn 1 day agoRemember when I said Nina Agdal was much, much hotter than Kate Upton? A bunch of you smarter people agreed with me, but then there were a few who said I was an idiot. For those in the latter group, I bet you feel really stupid now, don’t you? That’s a thoroughbred, people. Ever see... More »
Man Unknowingly Sells Wife’s Engagement Ring for $10
by Pearls Hilton 4 days agoI’ll file this one under “never be getting laid again.” In a recent display of cluelessness, Eric Cloutier of Laguna Nigel, California sold his wife’s $23,000 ring at a garage sale for $10.00. Not only has he fucked things up for every single girl in America by proving the ROI on diamonds is clearly terrible,... More »
Lululemon Hiring Most Badass CEO Ever
by RecruitmentChairTSM 4 days agoImagine my surprise when I was hard at work online shopping to blow this Friday’s paycheck on yoga pants when I came across this giant ad on the lululemon homepage: Since I’m clearly qualified for a CEO position with my recently acquired B.A. in English Literature, I clicked on the ad only to find the... More »
It Turns Out Superman Was Originally A Fraternity Man
by BlutarskyTFM 4 days agoThe iconic Superman “S” is a very recognizable symbol in American culture. While it was common knowledge that cartoonist Joe Shuster first sketched Superman in the years before the United States’ entrance into World War II, a new finding suggests Superman’s roots are not just as a comic book superhero. A sketch was recently released... More »
The Best GIF You’ve Ever Seen – Body-Painted Kate Upton Spinning Nude
by Roger_Dorn 4 days agoThis is by far the most revealing Kate Upton image to surface to date. She’s as naked as the day she was born and she’s spinning around like a Ferrari on a showroom floor. Not hiding anything here. Chesticles, backside — it’s all right there, on full display. How long did you stare at it,... More »
Bama Athletic Dept. To Contribute $1.2 Million To New $6.2 Million Phi Kappa Psi House
by BlutarskyTFM 4 days agoYou don’t have to attend the University of Alabama to know that it’s a school dominated by Greek Life. 29% of men and 38% of women enrolled in the school are members of social fraternities or sororities. In recent years, due to growth in the student population and an increase in interest and involvement in... More »
Part Of The ATO Anal Bottle Rocket Lawsuit Has Been Dropped
by Whiskey_Ginger 4 days agoNothing good happens when you try to shoot things out of your ass. Around the time our nation’s colleges were plagued with a rash of ass-related incidents occurring at fraternity houses (looking at you, Pike butt-chugger), this also happened. Louis Helmberg III, the plaintiff, fell off a deck at the ATO house at Marshall U.... More »
Call Blocking for iOS7 Could Revolutionize Hookups
by RecruitmentChairTSM 5 days agoRegret giving out your number to Peter from Tinder who you later found out has three kids? Or Matt from the bar who took you back to his mom’s basement? Me too. Thankfully Apple has finally come up with a solution. “In one of those small yet important changes, Apple has finally added a feature... More »
VINE: Sniper Takes Out Mets Fan During Game
by Roger_Dorn 5 days agoJust sipping on a cold brewski with your buds, enjoying a nice ball game on this great Thursday afternoon, then svooomp…man down. Impeccable form on that fall, too. It’s one of those unavoidable, slow motion ones where you’re thinking during the descent, “Yep, this is happening right now. Fuck me.” Note: “Svooomp” is what I... More »
