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University Of Alabama Student Ticketed By Police For Doing Harlem Shake
by Bronan the Barbarian 86 days agoA freshman at Alabama puts together a big group to make a video on the quad — no big deal, right? Wrong. Oh so wrong. Campus PD found out about the gathering and showed up, barring it from happening and ticketing the student that organized it. Then they told him not to go to the... More »
Drunk Wesleyan Students Trash Museum, Climb Dinosaur Exhibit
by Fratthew_Broderick 86 days agoWho said that museum trips have to be boring? A Wesleyan University soiree held at a Hartford science museum over the weekend came to an abrupt, early end. The reason: Museum staff allegedly found several students having sex in the bathrooms, doing drugs and scaling a very lifelike dinosaur exhibit — to name just a... More »
Lots Of Sex On UNC Campus Leads To Condom Dispensers
by Roger_Dorn 87 days agoYou crazy kids and your crazy campus sex. Keep it in your pants or take it to the dorms already. Now, I can understand taking a mid-finals week study break in the library for a private study room handy — just a quick study tug to release some exam pressure and maybe some dutiful reciprocation... More »
North Korea Releases New Propaganda Video Portraying American Troops And President Obama Engulfed In Flames
by Bacon 87 days agoNorth Korea is a funny place. It’s not “ha ha funny,” though. Their internment camps per capita is above the ha ha funny threshold. It’s a more sad and unstable sort of funny, like a drunk birthday clown with a handgun. Lately, said drunken, armed clown has been working on quite the media campaign, releasing... More »
Gettysburg College Student Mistakes Newspaper Delivery Guy For Gunman
by The DeVry Guy 87 days agoEverybody’s a little paranoid. Take me, for example. Every time I watch porn on the computer I make sure my Facebook tab is closed. Why? Because for some reason I think there’s a way in which all of my Facebook friends will be able to see that I’m on PornHub doing the one-hand tango. I... More »
Bomb Threat At Texas A&M Clears Out Kyle Field, Surrounding Buildings
by Bacon 87 days agoAn alert was sent out to Texas A&M students today notifying them of a bomb threat against the university’s iconic football stadium, Kyle Field. The stadium and several other buildings were evacuated. The initial text alert is below: Kyle Field is currently being searched due to a bomb threat issued against the facility. Kyle Field,... More »
Bonnaroo 2013 Lineup A Great Indication Of Impending Awesomeness
by Ashley Schaeffer BMW 87 days agoIf America had a Mecca, and it happened to be for people who take their music as strongly as their religion, then Bonnaroo would be that place. And Bonnaroo 2013 is going to be absolutely, positively, undisputedly AMAZING. This year’s lineup for the most epic festival in American history was released yesterday. Fans worldwide taking... More »
Kim Kardashian QUITS Keeping Up with The Kardashians
by Pearls Hilton 88 days agoSay it ain’t so, Kimmy, say it ain’t so. It’s a sad day indeed for all of America. Whether you genuinely enjoyed watching the Armenian-American sex tape star turned mega mogul go about her daily, scripted life, or you just enjoyed making fun of her inability to even remotely get in touch with reality, I... More »
NC State Football Player Facing DWI, Boost to Music Career
by Rex Reagan 88 days agoNorth Carolina State football player and country singing moonlighter Logan Winkles can play “Folsom Prison Blues,” but after a recent DWI arrest, it looks like he couldn’t “Walk The Line.” SICK BURN. From The Charlotte Observer: “N.C. State football player Logan Winkles was arrested on Saturday in Raleigh, and charged with driving while impaired and... More »
Iran’s Stealth Fighter is a Fake; Nobody Really Surprised
by BlutarskyTFM 88 days agoImages were released days ago of Iran’s new Martyr-class stealth fighter both in a show room setting and in flight over the country’s snow-capped mountains. According to an Iranian news service, the Khouz, the only news service less reputable than MSNBC, the fighter is similar to American stealth aircraft such as the F-22 and F-35.... More »
