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This Giant Scrotum Mascot Will Haunt Your Nightmares
by Bacon 10 days agoSomewhere, someone made this with their own hands. I have so many thoughts about this testicular cancer mascot from Brazil, dubbed Senhor Testiculo, or “Mr. Balls” in English. Here they are, in no particular order of importance: - This may be the greatest thing you could ever make a pledge wear around campus. - What... More »
Manti Te’o's Ex-Fake-Girlfriend Named The 69th Hottest Woman In the World By Maxim
by Roger_Dorn 10 days agoI suppose when your list is already a travesty, you might as well have some fun with it (Miley Cyrus is 11 spots ahead of Kate Beckinsale for Pete’s sake, and 58 ahead of Brooklyn Decker). Coming in hot at number 69 — it appears they’re still into middle school humor, as well — Maxim... More »
Is Britney Spears Hot Again? Her ‘Shape’ Magazine Cover Shoot Makes It Seem So
by TheChampionsTour 10 days agoAlthough she’s not back to her mid-2000s form, Britney Spears is looking damn fine on this month’s cover of Shape magazine. Before you start asking questions about why I’m covering the cover of a women’s health magazine, have you seen the women they put on the cover of Shape? It’s like they purposely put it... More »
CNN Caught Staging Live “Remote” Broadcast
by Roger_Dorn 10 days agoThis is why you can’t have nice things, CNN. For the 99% of America — all libs and dems included — that already despised Nancy Grace, that smug, mouthy wench, you’re going to love this. For the other 1% that can tolerate her, this might push you to join the 99%. Homegirl’s kind of a... More »
Sigma Chi Facebook Posts About Cunt Punting, Hazing Go Public
by J Parks 10 days agoTime for an addendum on Champ Tour’s House business is house business code of conduct reminder: Keep house business off of Facebook. The Sigma Chis at Willamette University are one of many chapters that use private Facebook groups as a venue for items of business that no one wants to hash out hungover during chapter... More »
Sigma Chi Suspended For Brewing Their Own Beer, Pike Suspended For Partying At California University
by Roger_Dorn 10 days agoSigma Chi was busted for brewing beer in their chapter house. Boom. Two-year suspension. Pi Kappa Alpha hosted an “Around-the-World” party. Slam. Three-year suspension. The hell is going on at California State University, Chico? All Greek chapter houses are required to be alcohol-free, per the state Education Code, so they violated that regulation. More to... More »
The Skinny on Chris Christie’s Weight Loss Surgery
by From Rush to Rehab 11 days agoIt looks as though Governor Chris Christie is making serious efforts to establish himself as a legitimate and credible candidate in the eyes of the general public for 2016. While the conservative leader of New Jersey is loved by many, Christie has recently been chastised and publicly shamed for his weight. That however, is likely... More »
Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Hates Fat Chicks
by Roger_Dorn 11 days agoOn my lunch break I’m heading down the street to the mall to pick up a pair of those badass tattered jeans that look like they were tied to the rear bumper of a car and dragged through the streets for a few years. They’re about to come back in style in a big, big... More »
Drunk Bears Are Killing People, No Seriously
by BlutarskyTFM 11 days agoSome people have drunk alter egos. We all know the guy who is obnoxiously talkative and the guy who gets depressed and texts his ex from junior year of high school. Of course, we all know that one guy who gets drunk and tries to fight everyone in sight, be it his pledge brothers or... More »
Extremely Anti-Greek University President To Retire Early Thanks To Alumni Pressure
by BlutarskyTFM 11 days agoSeveral months ago, Bacon wrote a news story about Trinity College president James Jones and his crusade against Greek Life on the Trinity campus. In a statement on May 6th, Jones announced that he will be stepping down from his position. Earlier this year, Jones began his relentless battle against fraternities and sororities on the... More »
