Recent News - Page 48
Female Kicker Performs As Expected At NFL Combine, Humiliates Herself
by Ashley Schaeffer BMW 107 days agoNo, the headline is not a misprint. Yes, there are women trying out for the NFL. No, I cannot wrap my head around this either, but yes, Lauren Silberman did deserve the warranted embarrassment she brought upon herself this past Sunday. No, there’s not an ice cube’s chance in hell a woman could ever make... More »
9% Of Yale Students Claim To Have Taken Money For Sex
by Bronan the Barbarian 107 days agoLadies and gentlemen of the esteemed Ivy League, what the hell are you doing up there? According to a recent survey conducted through an on-campus sex workshop, apparently about 1/10th of you are moonlighting as prostitutes, because a full 9% of you claim to have taken money for sex. I mean, I know the economy... More »
Beer Goggles Aren’t Real, Say Researchers Who Hate Good Excuses
by Bacon 107 days agoAccording to a new study out of the U.K., “beer goggles,” the effect of a potential sexual partner (or department store mannequin) becoming more visually attractive the drunker one gets, is a thing of myth. SHIT. How am I supposed to explain all of my questionable drunken hookups now? Goddammit science, why do you always... More »
The Notebook Isn’t Just a Movie
by Pearls Hilton 107 days agoIt’s a tale as old as time…or at least as old as 2004. The love story featured in The Notebook, the movie based on the Nicholas Sparks novel, as any great romance movie of our age is. You know, the story of Noah and Ali, starcrossed lovers from different levels of society who, against all... More »
Texas A&M Football Signee Poses For Photos With Stack Of Cash
by Roger_Dorn 108 days agoAs sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, a college football player will pose for photos with a stack(s) of cash every damn year. The first culprit of 2013 is Texas A&M signee Justin Granger, a defensive tackle from Dallas, TX. This will surely impress his new teammates and coaching staff. Posting photos of this... More »
Marines And Police To Protect Cancun Spring Breakers
by Fratthew_Broderick 108 days agoI don’t know how exactly I feel about this. Tens of thousands of U.S. college students are flooding into the Mexican city of Cancun, where officials have stepped up patrols of marines, soldiers and special tourist police in zones packed with hotels and bars. On the one hand, I am proud to know that our... More »
Texas Tech Hoping To Have The Trendiest Coach, Team In College Football
by Bronan the Barbarian 108 days agoCollege Football, that time-honored American institution where college men are free to be men and beat the crap out of each other in front of a cheering audience of thousands. Football is one of those symbols of American masculinity recognized worldwide. Texas Tech, however, seems to have a different idea. A memo leaked today seems... More »
TFM Launches Open Discussion Forum
by Roger_Dorn 108 days agoThe next step in improving your user experience has been completed with the launch of the brand new TFM open forum — appears as tab titled “Forum” on home page. Unlike the previous, basically inactive “Discussions” tab where topics had to be approved by a site moderator, you will now be free to start discussions... More »
Jamie Lynn Spears is ENGAGED
by Pearls Hilton 108 days agoPutting hope out there for every girl on the cast of Teen Mom, Jamie Lynn Spears, the younger, sluttier sister of my girl Brit Brit, got engaged this past Saturday to boyfriend Jamie Watson. Spears, 21, and Watson, 30, have been dating off and on for the past three and a half years. As unstable... More »
UCLA Coach Cruises Campus, Takes In Casual Beer Pong Game
by Rex Reagan 108 days agoAny ole basketball coach can bring a couple of camped-out students a box of pizza. It takes a real coach to step up and take a celeb shot with them. Before his team’s biggest game of the season, UCLA basketball head coach Ben Howland put on a team-logoed track suite and strutted around the stadium... More »
