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College Students Projectile Vomit During Hockey Game Intermission
by Rex Reagan 116 days agoCollege students, beer chugging, mid-level professional hockey league intermission games and a Friday night in South Dakota. What could possibly go wrong? When you can’t handle drinking games, and live in South Dakota, everything. As part of the team’s annual “College Night,” the aptly named Rapid City Rush hosted “The College Olympics” on ice during... More »
Toddler Has Incredible Golf Swing
by Fratthew_Broderick 117 days agoWe may have found Bubba Watson’s illegitimate son: That little future rush chairman (damn glad to meet you) is “Peanut,” and he can hit the ever-loving fuck out of some golf balls. To recap for those of you who didn’t watch the full video (or any of it if you’re really that lazy), Peanut spends... More »
SEC Fans Named Most Loyal In College Football, Auburn #1 Overall
by J Parks 117 days agoAs if the past seven BCS National Championships, nine 2012 1st round NFL Draft picks, the best tailgating in the country, and the disdain of the rest of America wasn’t enough, SEC fans have yet another achievement to throw in the faces of their haters. What a bunch of greedballs. With help from pollsters at... More »
Guy Shoots His Dick Off, Gets Arrested For It, Puts Your Bad Day In Perspective
by Dick 117 days agoEvery now and then we all experience “those days” — days where you just can’t seem to get your shit together. Maybe you woke up with a blinding headache and lying next to you is a land beast that you swore was gorgeous the night before. That can ruin any man’s day. Or maybe you... More »
Several Redskins Players Duped By Fake Woman Using Porn Star Avi
by Dick 117 days agoHail to the Redskins! Hail vic-tor-y! Braves on the warpath! Fight! For all D.C.! Back in the day, when unknown, surgically enhanced women approached random pro football players, they were usually just prostitutes sent by Lawrence Taylor to tire rivals out before games. Now players just don’t know who to trust. That excerpt from the... More »
Voicemails Released From Te’o's Fake Girlfriend/Real Boyfriend
by Roger_Dorn 117 days agoJust when you started to think the most bizarre sports-related story of all time could not possibly get any more bizarre, voicemails are released of Manti Te’o's male friend, Ronaiah Tuiasosopo as confirmed by Deadspin, posing as his girlfriend. And holy shit does it sound like a chick — a seductive, super slutty chick. In... More »
Taylor Swift Portrays Rapunzel In New Disney Campaign
by Things_That_Sparkle 117 days agoI’ve long been a fan of Annie Leibovitz’s photo collection for Disney. She’s the brilliant photographer who asks celebrities to pose as characters from our favorite Disney movies in a life-like way. They’re just so enchanting, but recently, she’s gone too far. According to E! News, Taylor Swift is the subject of one such Disney/Leibo... More »
Air Force Goes On The Hunt For The Most Dangerous Foe of All: Porn
by Bronan the Barbarian 117 days agoApparently the U.S. Air Force has had a sexual misconduct problem. After a report from a number of groups suggested that the Air Force “has tolerated a ‘culture’ of disrespect for women,” they began an investigation of a number of bases for inappropriate or unprofessional material. What did they find? A worldwide inspection of U.S.... More »
Florida Man Has Himself A Legendary Night
by scally333 117 days agoBid. Someone needs to give Gregory Matthew Bruni a bid right now. As a matter of fact, after his antics earlier this week, give the man whatever the hell he wants, because this dude just became an instant legend. Around 7 p.m. on Monday evening, Tony and LaDonna Land were in their bedroom watching TV... More »
Ryan Leaf Keeps Finding New Ways To Suck
by Ashley Schaeffer BMW 118 days agoJesus Christ. The plight of Ryan Leaf continues. If you’re unfamiliar, he’s really good at ruining his life. Honestly, the juxtapositions in the career and times of this guy are unequivocally unmatched in the history of football. I’m talking the highest highs and more recently, the lowest lows. Consistently catching the short end of the... More »
