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Nick Saban Photobombs Alabama Student’s Graduation Photo
by Bacon 12 days agoThe greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he wasn’t actually Nick Saban. Bradley Harris, a recent proud graduate of the University of Alabama, had his picture taken after (or before, not sure) his commencement ceremony and wouldn’t you know it, the picture was photobombed by none other than the Coach... More »
Hooters Waitress Has Beautiful Golf Swing, Amazing Rack
by Ashley Schaeffer BMW 12 days agoRecently, the Hooters restaurant chain played sponsor to a charity golf outing hosted by the Tampa Bay Bucs’ Vincent Jackson at the Vinoy Club in St. Petersburg, Florida. As you can imagine, the philanthropic round was flooded with local celebrities like one-time, circa 2001 fantasy football great, Mike Alstott. Also in attendance were an abundance... More »
The Forrest Gump Of Golf Is Hitting Golf Balls Across The U.S.
by Roger_Dorn 14 days agoI just felt like golfiiing… Luke Bielawski, a 24-year-old law school student from Indiana, will tee off from the beach in Ventura, CA early next week. He’ll be aiming eastward towards South Carolina, and he’s not stopping until he chips one into the Atlantic, Cosmo Kramer-style. His cross-country golfing journey will be an effort to... More »
Craig Sager Got Drunk And Passed Out In A Hotel Room, Has Best Drunk Face In The Game
by Roger_Dorn 15 days agoCraig Sager, the TNT and TBS sideline reporter known for his jovial demeanor and colorful, dapper sense of style, apparently got hammered in a Milwaukee hotel room on the night of April 26. Wearing a pair of dad jeans, what appear to be some Nike tube socks (respect), and the most amazing tucked-in Sager sweater... More »
University of Wisconsin – Green Bay Basketball Coach Hazes The Shit Out Of His Players, Literally
by Bacon 15 days agoBrian Wardle, the head coach of the UW-Green Bay men’s basketball team, is a motivator. He shapes the lives of young men. He teaches them how to win, but more importantly, how to live. That’s the typical bullshit we say about coaches, right? You know who teaches kids how to live? John Calipari. He teaches... More »
College Football Coaches Ranked By Number Of Twitter Followers
by Roger_Dorn 15 days agoSocial media has become a vital tool for college football branding and recruiting. Twitter is king right now, so college coaches, whether they want to or not, are registering handles to keep in touch with the kids. Here is a list of college football coaches by Twitter followers, organized by Tulsa World: 1. Les Miles,... More »
Warren Buffet Joins Twitter, Starts Pulling Power Moves
by Whiskey_Ginger 15 days agoIt seems everyone has a Twitter these days. The Pope, The President, that really grumpy cat that only people experiencing crushing loneliness actually give a shit about, they all have them, even my parents have accounts, which is awful. They subtweet sex stuff. I’M 21 MOM I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING! Today, Warren Buffet entered... More »
U. of Wyoming Feminist Blogger Fakes Rape Threat Via Facebook Crush Page, Frames Conservatives, Gets Caught
by Bacon 16 days agoMeg Lanker-Simons, a feminist student at the University of Wyoming, is a proud fem-blogger and self described guerilla radio DJ up in Laramie, Wyoming. She fights for what is right, you guys! She’s a crusader for women everywhere! Full disclosure though, in this instance I’m using the term “crusader” because she reminds me of people... More »
Another Enraged Sorority Email Leaked: “NO SEX ON THE RED COUCH”
by Roger_Dorn 17 days agoThis one comes from the College of William and Mary, and while Sunday school tame compared to Cunt Punt’s verbal nuke job, this one is funny in its own right. Instead of the fucking awkward and the fucking boring boners that Rebecca Martinson tried to straighten out, this sorority seems to have a problem keeping... More »
GDI Almost Killed By Actual Gang Members During “Humans vs. Zombies” Game For Wearing Rival Gang Colors
by Bacon 17 days agoReason #9834753493845 not to play Humans vs. Zombies: You might get capped by gangstas who mistake you for a member of a rival, albeit incredibly non-threatening, gang. Recently, when a Transylvania University student in Lexington, Kentucky took to the streets to play the GDI beloved game of grab ass known as Humans vs. Zombies, the... More »
