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Official Trailer For ‘Arrested Development’ Season 4 Released
by W R Bolen 12 days agoIt’s the final countdown, and with under two weeks until the highly anticipated new season of Arrested Development drops on Netflix, an official trailer has finally been released. I’ve got to say, it surprised me when this opened with a joke that struck me as a bit of a stretch. Michael burning his hand on... More »
Kate Upton is Vogue’s June Cover Girl
by Pearls Hilton 15 days agoAnna Wintour, what the fuck have you done? This June, the front cover of Vogue will not be graced by some elegant and timeless beauty. Vogue will not be featuring a fashion icon, or an Oscar winner. We won’t even be blessed with the presence of royalty, as we were after Will and Kate’s wedding.... More »
OU’s Backup QB Arrested After Passing Out Drunk, Wrestling With Cop
by Roger_Dorn 15 days agoOne minute you’re the backup QB for a top tier football program, enjoying time off after spring football practice, living the life as the BMOC, drinking at parties and fighting chicks off left and right, then the next thing you know you’re being woken up on a hill at two in the morning and Stone... More »
Whiny GDIs Angry That ΑΧΩ Wasn’t Punished For “Offensive” Pictures, Even Though They Sort Of Were
by Bacon 15 days agoRecently, the Alpha Chi Omega chapter at Cal State San Marcos created some controversy by dressing up as “Cholas,” or Latina gang members, and taking pictures of said offensive costumes. By “created controversy,” I mean they did that, and then other people, presumably students with nothing better to do, actually created the controversy. Why? What’s... More »
One Direction Cover “I Want It That Way,” BSB Responds
by hot piece of TSM 15 days agoThe single most important question you ever had to answer in 1995, the question that would forever define you, the question that would characterize you as “one of us” or “one of them” was this: “Backstreet Boys or N*SYNC?” Personally, I was too busy being caught up in the Spice Girls to truly pledge my... More »
One World Trade Center Reached 1,776 Feet Today
by Roger_Dorn 15 days agoA spire was lifted into place early Friday morning atop the One World Trade center in New York City, bringing the structure to its full height of 1,776 feet of American braun, perseverance, and freedom. A handy level placement, a few wrench turns, and some phillips head screwdriver rotations later, it was permanently installed. It... More »
University of California, San Diego AEPi Owns Greek Hating GDIs In Student Newspaper
by Bacon 15 days agoThere really isn’t much to add to what Brad Segal, author of the recurring column “Bro’s Eye View” in UCSD’s The Guardian, has already said in his most recent piece, “Haters Have Bad Reasons for Hating Greek Life.” The guy lays out all his points neatly and clearly. You’d be damn hard pressed to argue... More »
Someone Is Extremely Butthurt That A Kappa Delta Chapter Uses A Test Bank
by Roger_Dorn 16 days agoIn this edition of Sounds Like Somebody Didn’t Get a Bid, we’re discussing the age-old tradition of the test bank system, more particulaly, though, a tattletale who seems so disgusted by their existence that he/she notified us about a certain Kappa Delta chapter that bears their sweet, sweet fruit. I don’t really like the term... More »
Brave‘s Disney Princess, Merida, Undergoes Makeover Before Official Induction To The Disney Princess Collection
by hot piece of TSM 16 days agoIn other news, there is an official induction to the Disney Princess Collection. To feminists everywhere, Disney recently did one thing right: Brave. The protagonist, Merida, is a rebellious red-haired princess who undergoes adventures of her own, rescues herself, and rejects marriage. In 40 years she will turn into Hillary Clinton, a real fairytale ending.... More »
This Giant Scrotum Mascot Will Haunt Your Nightmares
by Bacon 16 days agoSomewhere, someone made this with their own hands. I have so many thoughts about this testicular cancer mascot from Brazil, dubbed Senhor Testiculo, or “Mr. Balls” in English. Here they are, in no particular order of importance: - This may be the greatest thing you could ever make a pledge wear around campus. - What... More »
