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Pi Kappa Phis Bike Ride Across America To Raise Money For People With Disabilities
by J Parks 13 days agoPi Kappa Phis from all over the nation gathered in Seattle, San Francisco, and Los Angeles this week to begin the latest leg of their Push America philanthropy, an event called Journey of Hope. The 35 teams of Pi Kapp brothers will ride bikes 4,000 miles across the American countryside and end up in the... More »
Truck Carrying 6,000 Gallons Of Scotch Flips Over And Burns
by BlutarskyTFM 13 days agoPappy Maverick, a character on the 1950s TV Western series Maverick once said, “Never cry over spilt milk. It could’ve been whiskey.” A tanker truck in Woodbridge, New Jersey carrying 6,000 gallons of scotch whisky flipped over and caught fire. Authorities state that the truck was in the process of making a turn, bumped into... More »
Bikinis Banned At The 2013 Miss World Pageant
by BlutarskyTFM 13 days agoI’ve written about some sad stuff before, but nothing has shocked me as much as this. This year’s Miss World Pageant, which will be held in Indonesia, will be bikini free. I know what you’re thinking: they finally are just going to let them do it naked. Sadly, that is not the case. By bikini... More »
Former Miss Pennsylvania And Fellow Philadelphia News Anchor Passive Aggressively Fight Each Other On Air (Video)
by Pearls Hilton 13 days agoA recent video compilation has shed light on some serious passive aggressive bitch fighting taking place at a Philadelphia based CBS News Station. Nicole Brewer, a former Miss Pennsylvania, has had a long-standing feud with the meteorologist, Carol Erickson. It’s not clear what started the feud, but it’s evident it’s been a source of entertainment... More »
Alex Buccilli Of Coastal Carolina Is The Cockiest Athlete In Sports
by Roger_Dorn 13 days agoSo this is Alex Buccilli, outfielder for the Coastal Carolina Chanticleers. He’s a .274 hitter with minimal power from the left side, and THIS is what he looks like when he steps into the batter’s box: This is the most ridiculous, unnecessary batting stance I’ve ever seen. Ever. It’s like he is intentionally making his... More »
Tampa Socialite Sues FBI And DOD Because She’s A Homewrecker
by From Rush to Rehab 14 days agoJill Kelley, everyone’s favorite love-to-hate, slutty whistleblower, has dropped a lawsuit on both the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Department of Defense. Kelley gained “unwanted” notoriety this past November when she exposed beloved American hero, Four Star Army General David Petraeus’ affair with writer Paula Broadwell. Jill Kelley is new money at its finest... More »
Alabama Senator’s Wife Begs Strippers To Leave Her Husband Alone Via Facebook
by Bacon 14 days agoThe headline really says it all. Sometimes the truth is simply funnier than the subsequent commentary on it. Still, let’s give it a shot. Alabama State Senator and ridiculously named human being Shadrack McGill, seriously that sounds like some sort of elder antagonist character from a The Hills Have Eyes movie, had a bit of... More »
Lululemon Yoga Pants are Back
by Pearls Hilton 14 days agoEverybody in the world is undoubtedly breathing a sigh of relief today. After the “sheer” yoga pants scandal surrounding Lululemon’s $90 workout staples, the company has put their tight-fitting workout pants back on shelves. A few months ago, the company was under fire for selling yoga pants that were “too sheer” for women to wear... More »
Farcical @CollegeStudent Twitter Account Goes Rogue, Gets All Real Talk-y And Depressing
by Bacon 14 days agoIt’s easy to forget that there are actual human beings behind Twitter accounts, human beings with feelings. Human beings who maybe don’t appreciate it when they’re told to swallow a bleach jizzing elephant dick, or don’t like being informed of how, when, where, and why their followers would take sexual liberties with their mother. YOU’RE... More »
TKE At Bowling Green Named Top Chapter In The Nation
by Roger_Dorn 14 days agoWell, according to some cockamamie organization that values stuff like grade point average, philanthropic contributions, and community good will efforts over the important, overlooked attributes that most of us are more attuned to, Tau Kappa Epsilon at Bowling Green, despite establishing as a chapter a mere two years ago, was named tops in the country.... More »
