Wearing a red and green Southern Proper bowtie with matching red chinos to the sorority Tacky Christmas Mixer. It’s never acceptable to dress like a Geed, ever. TFM.
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“Who ordered the stripper?” when a female cop knocks on your door about a noise complaint. TFM.
Not worrying about a possible ebola outbreak, because after living in the frat house, there’s nothing your immune system can’t handle. TFM.
First one in my family not to attend an Ivy League school, also the first one in my family to have a threesome. TFM.
Starting the first day of class with a valedictorian’s work ethic, then starting the second day with a hangover. TFM.