Not letting college get in the way of a good time. TFM.
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Letting a good time define college. RFM.
Taking a trip down memory lane. Anyone else remember this brilliant comment?
yes imma post it here too. Fuck might as well. This addy and coke binge is no good. Ok, So I know there is a discussion thread about Addy rants. Im 30mg vagina deep at the moment. I don’t really have much to say. Everything is fine. Life is good. And most importantly, I have no black friends. Racist you may call me, but i think its ignorance at its finest. See, I come from a family that always wanted my siblings and I not communicate to the basketball producing race. When you’re young, you dont see the world for what it is. As I started to open my eyes and saw exactly what the Welfare loving race was about, I understood why my entire family did not want to interact with the Obama loving race. Every single stereotypical comment about the Lazy race is accurate to a eye-opening degree. They are loud, right? They love to live off the government, smoke week/newports, drink 40s, etc. But what really bites my penis is the fact that they complain and still want more. Why, please tell me why other citizen must support y’all, why? What is even more pathetic is how I haven’t even mention the stealing, the murders, the drug distribution,the smell, and the rudeness. I know everyone reading this agrees regardless how much you may love the Fried chicken loving race. They are what they are and it sucks. Sometimes I feel like it isnt even the color, or the big lips, or the crinkly/velcro type or how big the noses are, its about WHAT they do. Anyways what the fuck is up with those people you “Like” TFM and they look like shit. Just watch. Imma scroll down real quick and will see 90% commoners …watch…………WHOA!!! on fucking point with that one. On there you can see 25 people (5by5 grid) 19 were Geedy as fuck. Perfect example http://www.facebook.com/iJoshh …Here we have a fat, emo, loser looking piglet. Why does he think he can do this? I am oh so very confused. This site should filter somehow, yall know “trim the herd” type of ordeal. Fuck it they are making money with all the “Likes”….well atleast I think. Im done with this. Well let me leave yall with some quick,totally fantastic(because Im always right) totally frat fucking amazing comments. I can not wait to fire Obama in 2012. The south will rise needs to stop, because we have ALREADY risen yall. Wagon wheel is a fucking perfect, PERFECT song for beer poundage. West coast sucks. The North will never know that feeling of loyalty and appreciation about the land you were born and raised in. This is why we are better. Sorry..well not really. Every man needs to know how to golf, how to produce a bow tie knot, and how to please a woman. A man must also know how to be a fucking asshole, but the next minute an absolute gentleman (doing this always leave geeds and peasants in awe and fear, keeping them on their toes you can say) Also if you can’t drive perfectly fine with 15-20 beers in you, just stop…no seriously stop in life. Drop everything and stop…pussy. Also USC> Clemson. Aurburn>Bama (oh yes) Georgia>Flordia. Southern tide, shit dont even get me started about them, have yall seen the jeans and Abercrombie looks graphic tees? what in the mother fuck? But hey, they are appealing to other crowds now, its all about the money, but than again,,ST wouldnt be what they are if they didnt make clothes for us. In a few years, you will see a member of the rockawear/jordan lovin race with dread and a “fitted” wearing a ST, shit I saw this meth looking, bald dude with fucking cargo PANT, and green adidas wearing a ST polo and it does not end there. I was wearing the same fucking one. Fuck, talk about gay as AIDS, and it doesnt end there, I passed him and he said..hear this “Bro bro, nice shirt, looks like we know how to pull DA ladies” ….yes, yes…I know. wow huh. I just stared at him with a blank/clueless expression until he slowly turned his head and walked away, See I did not do that stare down on purpose. I just honestly did not know what the fuck to say. Well, safe to say after this happened. I never get anything from ST. I still got Marsh, Point, Proper, and Coast to clothes me. Anyways back to leaving yall with some fucking amazing wisdom. Newt Gingrich 2012, research his background thats all im saying. Blink 182 is gay. SUV’s/Trucks > anything. Only smoke when you drink. Always open a door for a lady. Always offer to carry anything for them. Never get talked down by one. Never feel intimidated by a female(I see it all the time everywhere). Tell the woman if the food she makes is nasty and go ape nuts about it.
Well that goes without saying, really.
I need a pledge to read this for me
I first read that and thought TL;DR. But then I thought, if it’s this long he probably had something interesting to rant about. Nope. What the fuck?