Not needing to stay up all night to get lucky. TFM.
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Frasturbating (Frat Masturbating) doesn’t count.
Dangerbating – masturbating in a situation with high exposure risk. Fraturbating – not giving a fuck.
Needing luck at all. NF
Having been born in America is all the luck I have ever needed.
Staying up all night after getting lucky. RFM
Procrasturbating: putting off important tasks through physical self excitement.
Staying up all night and being physically unable to get lucky. TCM.
Many people think SharkWeekTFM would need to be very lucky in order to get laid, but he actually had sex with Dorn many times when he was 12.
Sometimes it does take all night, all depends on how long it takes the rufalin to set in…
This might have been funny last year
Nope wasn’t funny then either.
Not having to be lucky to get lucky.
I’m sure that pumpkin costume just gets them going…
Many people think sharks assume themselves to be the luckiest guys in the world but actually they realize that every guy says that at some point or another so it can’t be true for everyone.
Stop trying so hard.
Fuck you, shark pussy
You’re a big fat pussy