The Thirst Is Strong With Nurse Who Got Busted Taking Photos Of An Unconscious Patient’s Peen

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A nurse from Fulton, New York was convicted of lifting up an unconscious patient’s gown to snap some hot pics of his dude piston. 27-year-old Kristen Johnson (perfect last name for this story) pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disseminating of unlawful surveillance photo. Johnson was forced to give up her license as part of the plea deal.

This wasn’t the first time she was caught documenting her patient’s body parts/functions either.

From FOX 2 NOW:

Johnson, 27, of Fulton, “did not contest the charge of moral unfitness in the practice,” WRGB reported.

Johnson was arrested in May 2015 after authorities say she took photos of the patients at Upstate University Hospital and then sent them to her co-workers.

Syracuse.com reports that Johnson also used her iPhone to take a video of another nurse cleaning an incapacitated female patient’s gastrointestinal blood clot.

Johnson originally faced a felony charge, but the charge was later reduced. Johnson is required to spend three years on probation.

Recording iPhone footage of someone’s gastrointestinal blood clot!? Good lord this woman is sick.

Honestly, if I were the man whose junk was photographed, I would be flattered. She probably caught a glimpse of it when he walked by a vent on the way to the operating room and thought, “I need to remember this handsome as fuck penis forever,” so she took the pics and added them to her deranged collection of wangs and blood clots and tumors. I guarantee homegirl has been raking in mad LiveLeak views for years.

Or maybe he had a real weird dick — like warts or pubes halfway up his shaft or a botched circumcision or some shit — and she wanted to share it with her sick and twisted friends.

I don’t know, but either way, I think we should handle this Hammurabi-style. Eye for an eye. Make her show us her tits.

[via FOX 2 NOW]

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