Obama Makes “Paddle” Joke, Shows Pathetic Swing

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President Obama visited Dublin on Monday to discuss issues, such as the economy, with the President of Ireland. In a sloppy exchange after their meeting, President Enda Kenny gifted Obama with a “hurling stick.” Surprisingly the President of Ireland is not named McFinnegan, and the Irish are playing a sport I’ve never heard of. “Hurling” is the mutant crossbreed fuck-mistake-offspring of lacrosse (Native American), field hockey (Women), and soccer (3rd World/Euro-trash). The Irishman attempted to show President Obama how to properly use the stick, and after an awkward hand-off Obama displayed his horrific form, then cracked a joke about paddling members of Congress if they misbehave: “If members of Congress aren’t behaving, give them a little paddle, a little hurl.”

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      Frat E. Lee

      Not only do I think he’s one of the best men for the job, but it would also be amazing for Obama to lose to a black guy who’s not a giant fucking moron.

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      RonFratSaladWhite

      Second. He needs better foreign affairs policies and I don’t like his idea about a fair tax rate all that much, but otherwise he’s not bad. I can’t wait to see the libs try and call the tea party racist in the coming election now that a lot of them are backing a black man.

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    Magister 1855

    Newt Gingrich! Surprised no one mentioned him. Liberals should not be allowed on TFM or and should have never got a bid in their moral/value based organizations in the first place. Obama is an embarrassment. He signed the royal guest book and wrote down the wrong date….what if TFM pledge is Obama…makes sense.

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      PantherSig

      Hurling is actually pretty badass. Although not recently, people would die on the field playing it. Also field hockey started as a man’s sport, albiet a gay one.

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      Cupid

      Actually knowing these things has just made me question your sexuality. And my conclusion is that you’re a glee watching homo.

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      Fratworthy

      Sounds to me that “Bid” is still in search of what his name implies, just as rugby is still in search of someone to watch it…Rugby. NF. American Football. TFM.

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      Bid

      Fratworthy. Not only was your ‘retort’ poorly worded and awkward, but it is clearly out of place. Sure, American Football is fratty. No one is arguing that. I’m just saying that knowing a sport’s history isn’t ‘gay.’ Rugby is FaF in my opinion. Just look at their shorts.

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      Leges

      first of all, ^ this ^
      second of all, you know most self-proclaimed “fratstars” are white suburban upper-middle class kids who have played soccer at some point in their lives, most likely throughout high school, so stop trying too hard and respect the sport. I like soccer, football, baseball, golf, even pool, each in their own way.

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      Lestor Maddox

      I don’t need to know about those gay ass fucking sports. I know plenty about football and baseball and thats all I fucking need.

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      Filthy Rich

      I was gonna comment on this poorly-written and ignorant article by pointing out that Hurling has been played for far longer than lacrosse, but BronerJams03 beat me to it. I’m also going to point out that soccer is not just a sport for “3rd World/Euro-trash” because it is the world’s most popular sport. So if any of you “bros” out there don’t understand what I mean, then to be one of the oldest and most historic sport in the world pretty much makes soccer is a Top Tier sport.
      The writer of this article is an idiot and should show some respect towards other people’s cultures and national sports like a gentleman.

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      Filthy Rich

      Chevy Silverabro, I seriously hope you’re not implying that soccer isn’t athletic enough to be considered a real sport. If so, you obviously must be confusing soccer with something else…

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      Chevy Silverabro

      leges, you are way off base assuming that most of us played soccer through high school if at all. Based on my experience and most of the comments on here, it is safe to say most of us played football and baseball. If you aren’t athletic enough to play a real sport just accept it. Don’t try to drag us down with you.

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    rooster cogburn

    Haze W. i sincerely apologize for not writing a goddamn thesis on the subject, guess i just have more important thing to do with my time. all you did was exstrapulate on what I said about oil, but well i guess i didnt just care enough to explain it as thoroughly as you b/c well I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO DO THAN WRITE A FUCKING EDITORIAL CRITIQUE. honestly i bet you do know more about the sio-economic-federal influence than I, but well I come from a wealthy family and I’m from Oklahoma so you can maybe put that massive intellect to work and figure out that ive known the oil and gas buisness since i was like 15. Obama has been a good president, considering what he inherite i would say hes been a fantastic commander-in-chief. you are right that much of Clinton’s surplus was a product of reaganomics in his first term, but those factors from Reaganeconomics also to the thought processes of the 08 disaster. I dont bash Bush because he is my POTUS. I dont bash Reagan because he was a top 10 POTUS if they took a scholastic poll. I dont bash Clinton because he is the greatest president since Truman. I wont bash Obama because in 2 years he took so manhy risks and perfectly executed the head of the snake, shunned the far left to do whats best for all of us in several instances, and had quitely made great strides in education so China doesnt assfuck in the next 30 years, kept America safe, and got the wheels turning on having public health care (yes health, not obamacare)..im sure youre a smart guy but so am I. frat on good sir.

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