Obama Makes “Paddle” Joke, Shows Pathetic Swing

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President Obama visited Dublin on Monday to discuss issues, such as the economy, with the President of Ireland. In a sloppy exchange after their meeting, President Enda Kenny gifted Obama with a “hurling stick.” Surprisingly the President of Ireland is not named McFinnegan, and the Irish are playing a sport I’ve never heard of. “Hurling” is the mutant crossbreed fuck-mistake-offspring of lacrosse (Native American), field hockey (Women), and soccer (3rd World/Euro-trash). The Irishman attempted to show President Obama how to properly use the stick, and after an awkward hand-off Obama displayed his horrific form, then cracked a joke about paddling members of Congress if they misbehave: “If members of Congress aren’t behaving, give them a little paddle, a little hurl.”

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      Frat E. Lee

      Not only do I think he’s one of the best men for the job, but it would also be amazing for Obama to lose to a black guy who’s not a giant fucking moron.

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      RonFratSaladWhite

      Second. He needs better foreign affairs policies and I don’t like his idea about a fair tax rate all that much, but otherwise he’s not bad. I can’t wait to see the libs try and call the tea party racist in the coming election now that a lot of them are backing a black man.

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    Magister 1855

    Newt Gingrich! Surprised no one mentioned him. Liberals should not be allowed on TFM or and should have never got a bid in their moral/value based organizations in the first place. Obama is an embarrassment. He signed the royal guest book and wrote down the wrong date….what if TFM pledge is Obama…makes sense.

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    I Piss Excellence

    These columns sometimes try way too hard, and by sometimes, I mean all of the time. Find someone who can actually write well and is actually funny. These things are just multi-paragraph forms of the garbage that gets thrown on the TFM wall all the time now.

    “”Hurling” is the mutant crossbreed fuck-mistake-offspring of lacrosse (Native American), field hockey (Women), and soccer (3rd World/Euro-trash).”

    This sentence has almost every cliche on this site: hating on women, Canada, Europe, and poor people. If you had managed to get Rickie Fowler in there somehow, you probably could have won post of the year.

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