Obama Makes “Paddle” Joke, Shows Pathetic Swing

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President Obama visited Dublin on Monday to discuss issues, such as the economy, with the President of Ireland. In a sloppy exchange after their meeting, President Enda Kenny gifted Obama with a “hurling stick.” Surprisingly the President of Ireland is not named McFinnegan, and the Irish are playing a sport I’ve never heard of. “Hurling” is the mutant crossbreed fuck-mistake-offspring of lacrosse (Native American), field hockey (Women), and soccer (3rd World/Euro-trash). The Irishman attempted to show President Obama how to properly use the stick, and after an awkward hand-off Obama displayed his horrific form, then cracked a joke about paddling members of Congress if they misbehave: “If members of Congress aren’t behaving, give them a little paddle, a little hurl.”


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    • Frat E. Lee

      Not only do I think he’s one of the best men for the job, but it would also be amazing for Obama to lose to a black guy who’s not a giant fucking moron.

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    • RonFratSaladWhite

      Second. He needs better foreign affairs policies and I don’t like his idea about a fair tax rate all that much, but otherwise he’s not bad. I can’t wait to see the libs try and call the tea party racist in the coming election now that a lot of them are backing a black man.

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  1. Magister 1855

    Newt Gingrich! Surprised no one mentioned him. Liberals should not be allowed on TFM or and should have never got a bid in their moral/value based organizations in the first place. Obama is an embarrassment. He signed the royal guest book and wrote down the wrong date….what if TFM pledge is Obama…makes sense.

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  2. rooster cogburn

    Haze W. i sincerely apologize for not writing a goddamn thesis on the subject, guess i just have more important thing to do with my time. all you did was exstrapulate on what I said about oil, but well i guess i didnt just care enough to explain it as thoroughly as you b/c well I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO DO THAN WRITE A FUCKING EDITORIAL CRITIQUE. honestly i bet you do know more about the sio-economic-federal influence than I, but well I come from a wealthy family and I’m from Oklahoma so you can maybe put that massive intellect to work and figure out that ive known the oil and gas buisness since i was like 15. Obama has been a good president, considering what he inherite i would say hes been a fantastic commander-in-chief. you are right that much of Clinton’s surplus was a product of reaganomics in his first term, but those factors from Reaganeconomics also to the thought processes of the 08 disaster. I dont bash Bush because he is my POTUS. I dont bash Reagan because he was a top 10 POTUS if they took a scholastic poll. I dont bash Clinton because he is the greatest president since Truman. I wont bash Obama because in 2 years he took so manhy risks and perfectly executed the head of the snake, shunned the far left to do whats best for all of us in several instances, and had quitely made great strides in education so China doesnt assfuck in the next 30 years, kept America safe, and got the wheels turning on having public health care (yes health, not obamacare)..im sure youre a smart guy but so am I. frat on good sir.

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