If you need proof that Social Justice Warriors are on a constant and desperate search to be offended by something, then look no further.
Outspoken feminist Lena Dunham sat across from New York Giants wideout Odell Beckham Jr. at the Met Gala, and on Friday, she lamented to Amy Schumer about how the football star scrolled through his Instagram feed instead of paying attention to her.
So, why did ODB choose to ignore the always-fun-to-talk-to Dunham? Because he’s a sexist, body-shaming, chauvinistic pig, of course.
“You and I were literally sitting across from each other at the Met Ball, and it was so surreal to get to do that,” Dunham told Schumer. “I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards. He was like, ‘That’s a marshmallow. That’s a child. That’s a dog.’ It wasn’t mean—he just seemed confused.”
“The vibe was very much like, ‘Do I want to fuck it? Is it wearing a…yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo. I’m going to go back to my cell phone.’ It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie.”
Get a grip, Lena. Yes, you look like a tub of lard squeezed into a Ziploc bag, but that’s not why ODB didn’t talk to you. I know it’s impossible to fathom in the warped little feminazi world you’ve created in your head, but men will still speak with women they find unattractive. He probably didn’t want to talk to you because you’re a whiny, insufferable cunt.
Real talk, though. Lena, I have a few questions.
1. Did you try to talk to him first? I mean, maybe he’s just a shy dude.
2. How do you know what he was thinking?
3. Are you that full of yourself that you assume everybody on the planet recognizes you? I bet he didn’t even know who the fuck you were.
4. Isn’t the whole I don’t need the attention of no man shtick kind of the basis of your whole bullshit platform?
Totally fucked up move by Lena trying to label ODB as a sexist for literally doing nothing. Talk like that can ruin people — especially NFL players.
And if he did talk to Lena, I guarantee the story would be about how he was trying to get in her pants. She’s that delusional..
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