Beer pong is serious business up in Stillwater. Cheating accusations are not taken lightly. Throw that word out in the middle of intense pong competition, and you’re liable to get knocked the fuck out. This is a lesson learned the hard way back in March of this year for some unfortunate unnamed woman. Charges were just filed.
Oklahoma State defensive tackle Christian Littlehead, which is perhaps the most ironic name of all time (dude’s head is fucking enormous), clocked some woman in the face after she called him a cheater.
In a police report filed March 4, the alleged victim said that when she claimed Littlehead was cheating at beer pong, he hit her once in the face, causing her to fall and scrape her hand and knees. Others stepped in to separate them and Littlehead left the party, the report states.
You’re a 300 athletic machine, Bighead. That’s a lady. Weak ass shit. After the courts are finished with you, Coach Gundy better run your ass into the dirt. Then I’m sure Chief Littlehead back home will have his way with you.
Let’s get back to the topic of your last name, though. This humorous aspect of the story is the only silver lining, so I’m highlighting it. It looks like you’re a Native American fella. You look the part, your name is Native American-esque, and you’re even from Tahlequah Sequoyah High School in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. It adds up.
Let’s throw some new, more appropriate, Native American names against the wall to see if anything sticks:
Add more in the comments.
- [via Tulsa World]