This year I am making pledges purchase a pair of cargo shorts. I will put bricks in the pockets. They will run in the cargo shorts, until they puke, every day for a month. Eventually they will be conditioned to feel nauseated every time they see a pair of cargo shorts. I call it Pavlov’s Pledges. TFM.

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    TG

    That would be fucking awesome if you weren’t from Oklahoma and your pledges didn’t already own cargo shorts.

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      Disciple of Lee

      I guess your intent was to insult me, but shockingly I don’t give a shit what you think about Oklahoma, being that you obviously know nothing about it other than an incorrect preconceived notion. However your comment regarding the douche with the viper was spot on.

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      SouthisPoor

      it’s amazing you Oklahoman mongoloid fuckface had time between assbanging your cousin to even learn how to use a computer..

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    Robbie Lee

    Hey TG, you prolly go to some ridiculous Northern school where cargo shorts are the dress code. Boomer Fuckin’ Sooner

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    Dugger

    GDI’s i cant wait to own a couple of you and teach you guys how to read the sentence. “I wish I was a fratdaddy in the Fiji house at Oklahoma, my life sucks I want to shoot myself.”

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      cah053

      shut the fuck up and get back to your walk of shame sororiwhore. If we need somethin from you the sandwich meat is in the fridge and the condoms are in the dresser droor to the right.

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      FraterdayRage

      was a prospect (potential pledge) and I learned after 10 seconds of stepping in the frat castle that the cargos had to go go. Hello Polo and Nautica!

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    General Fratton

    AHAHA so funny. This is essentially what we do. Fill the cargo shorts with rocks and make them walk around in that and an undershirt for about a month so they will never consider wearing either of those again. Frat on

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