This year I am making pledges purchase a pair of cargo shorts. I will put bricks in the pockets. They will run in the cargo shorts, until they puke, every day for a month. Eventually they will be conditioned to feel nauseated every time they see a pair of cargo shorts. I call it Pavlov’s Pledges. TFM.
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Pointing at a stranger in class and saying, “This guy knows what I’m talking about,” after saying something extremely offensive. TFM.
Mass texting the pledges to have them form a victory tunnel as the slam leaves in the morning. TFM.