Walked into the bar on $5 drown didn’t pay and still got free beer, they didn’t even let the gdi behind me in because he was quote “inappropiately dressed” TFM
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Not knowing how to make any mixed drink that requires more than two ingredients. TFM.
Getting the wrong lens prescription because you took the eye exam while intoxicated. TFM.
Describing every competition you don’t win as “horse shit,” “rigged,” or “un-American.” TFM.