Walked into the bar on $5 drown didn’t pay and still got free beer, they didn’t even let the gdi behind me in because he was quote “inappropiately dressed” TFM
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The number of buttons undone on your shirt representing how long you’ve been drinking. TFM.
Convincing your parents to spend thousands of dollars so you can drink in a mansion throughout college. TFM.
Being such a good bullshitter that you convince yourself you have feelings for her. TFM.