Finding my boat shoes by following their smell. TFM.
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I bet you wear sebagos you NF pussy creep fuck!
^^fucking love this guy
Please kill yourself ^
^ This, kids, is an example of someone who tries way too hard to think of a TFM username.
Figured this guy would show up
^^His Sperrys smell worse than yours because he frats harder than you do.
^This guy really knows how to untie my laces
Dip them in a chlorine pool and then leave them in the sun. You’re welcome
to get rdy for pledgeship, i duct tape one of my sperrys to my face while doing bows and toes. tfm
Finding your mom’s snatch just by following the smell. TFM.
Sounds like Virginia.
Get a pair of Cole Haans
Am I the only one whose Sperrys don’t reek despite wearing them all the time?
They have an unholy amount of blood, sweat, vomit, and urine passing through them, and yet people don’t convulsively vomit whenever I take them off.
You’re doing it wrong
Somehow I feel like I’ve read something similar to this before
I’ve been on pins and needles waiting for you to comment. At least we know you’re alive.
Douglas, you might say that speedy finish blew the people away
*my speedy finish
you fucked up intern. this has been done before..
Enter the guy with “sperry” somewhere in his username…