Had my Plan A call in sick for me since I was too hungover and tired from shackin’ with her the night before…fuck it, it’s just my dad’s Law Firm. TFM.
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Asking the ref what the mercy rule is after hitting a routine jumper to take a 2-0 lead. TFM.
Threatening your IM opponents with “Be ready to get dunked on,” despite clearly lacking the physical stature or athletic ability to dunk a basketball. TFM.
Stating that you have a note from your doctor when your professor asks you why you’re clearly intoxicated in his class. TFM.
The severe underestimation of the amount of alcohol you consume still being dangerously excessive in your doctor’s opinion. TFM.
Somehow managing to play through your minor intramural injury while simultaneously using it as an excuse to miss class. TFM.