Yo, Ole Miss fans, were you never taught what qualifies as an emergency? Unless you have some real shit hitting the fan, put down the phone and take another pull instead. Getting your ass kicked by an inferior opponent is an embarrassment – not an emergency requiring police response. Why would you even want to associate the cops with your assuredly degenerate post-game activities?
According to a tweet from the Oxford Police Department, a bit of 911 abuse occurred tonight in Oxford as Arkansas defeated Ole Miss in overtime in one of the most thrilling finishes of the season.
Asking us to kick the Arkansas QB out of the stadium is not a legit reason to dial 911. #ARKvsMISS
— Oxford Police Dept (@OxfordPolice) November 7, 2015
Come on, Oxford. You’re better than that. There are better ways to handle the situation. Had you not eaten shit on that field tonight, you never would’ve found yourself in a position ripe for encouraging ill-advised actions such as illegal use of 911.
Get fucked up. Drown your sorrows, and go watch this LSU-Alabama game. Both fanbases are primed for a meltdown, we’re all just waiting for the spark..
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