I’m normally not a fan of trolls, mostly because trolling typically takes very little effort and is usually not particularly funny. In this case, I’m making a massive exception. Some dude named MrKreepyKoala has been roaming the online world of Grand Theft Auto V and terrorizing the residents as a serial killer. He walks around in passive mode (which prevents people from shooting him) and then just as he reaches his victims, he kills them. That’s relatively unremarkable overall, except he does it while wearing a mask, playing creepy children’s nursery rhymes, and stalking people for hours before killing them. It’s an absurd amount of effort to put in, but damn it if it isn’t paying off.
And, of course, there’s video evidence; otherwise this would be boring:
This one is even more hilarious:
MrKreepyKoala, I don’t know who you are or why you have so much time on your hands, but keep doing what you’re doing, my psychopathic friend..