Open wide. TFM.
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Look at them chesticles.
Good Lord! Look at the lung protectors on that girl! It took me a while to even realize there was a champagne bottle in the picture.
Why the fuck are you looking at his shorts… TSM
Photoshopping this to make it look like porn is ridiculously easy
But of course Jack Hammer won’t ask for her Instagram to put on ibotd
Your sister is hot
This joke stopped being funny before I did.
sweet shorts brah you gonna go ride on your longboard later?
The fact you even noticed the shorts is concerning
If you were looking at them hooters and a train wreck happened right next to them would you keep looking?
And yes, I’m comparing those knee slappers to a train wreck.
One more and your out
Because pouring champagne in a big chested women’s mouth in board shorts is such a TFM
The fact that your eyes averted to the guy’s shorts at all makes me seriously question what you’re all about
Yes, yes it is jackass
gay ass shorts…