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Osama Bin Laden’s “Extensive” And “Modern” Porn Stash Won’t Be Revealed

Osama Bin Laden's "Extensive" And "Modern" Porn Stash Won't Be Revealed

When Osama bin Laden got capped and his hideout was raided, a shit ton of documents and letters were recovered. Many of them have been released, but the government is keeping a firm grip on his “extensive” and “modern” collection of porn.

From Cinema Blend:

“U.S. intelligence officials have released more than 100 letters and documents that were found during the raid, but they are holding the terrorist’s pornographic collection. At the time of the raid, Navy Seals reportedly uncovered a pretty extensive collection of pornography. The office of James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence confirmed that indeed, “some pornographic material” was found, but told The Guardian that the US would not release the pornography “due to the nature of their contents”.

First published by Reuters, officials claimed there was an extensive collection which was very modern.”

Damn. Not only was Bin Laden, the leader of a religious cult notorious for its condemnation of fapping, caught with an extensive and up-to-date pornographic repertoire, but the stuff he’s into is so kinky that the government won’t even release what it was.

I have a few ideas:

• “Masked Virgin Flashes Ankles For The Camera”

• “Hot Muslim Mama Gets Her Massive Bush Whacked”

• “Allah-Fearing Babe Bends Over Toward Mecca”

• “Kabul Cumsluts 7”

• “Dicktator Goes Jihad On Mia Khalifa’s Snatch”

• “American Soldiers Infiltrate Afghani” (Spoiler alert: They don’t find any WMDs, but they do find the clit).

• “Goats Gone Baaaahd”

You sick bastard, Osama.

[via Cinema Blend]

Image via The Daily Show

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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