If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself at the business end of a dadgum P. Barnes taser, you’d best be served keeping your mouth shut.
I can’t think of many people who deserve a nice tasing more than a know-it-all rights citer who may or may not know what the hell they’re talking about. This is a classic case of someone who needed a good hazing, but didn’t receive it. P. Barnes was just making up for lost time.
“You’re not going in.”
“Don’t touch me.”
“You’re not going in, sir.”
“Let the record show that you just battered me…”
“And you’re using OOOOOH!!!”
The only thing that would have made this incredible video the best ever is if P. Barnes closed with, “I didn’t tase you. I tased your person.”