Turning on The Golf Channel during an intervention. TFM.

Posted by Wally Zanger 2 days ago

Taking a slam to Starbucks so you can read her name on her coffee cup. TFM.

Posted by MorningWoodyAllen 2 days ago

Explaining that you "must have missed a spot" when she notices you haven't manscaped in months. TFM.

Posted by FratRod 2 days ago

Making the pledges memorize your accomplishments that aren't even remotely true. TFM.

Posted by Pi Kapp 2 days ago

Bringing out the "I wish I was still in college" side of Dad. TFM.

Posted by therealfrattyguy 2 days ago

Arrogantly holding the follow through, regardless of how good your shot is. TFM.

Posted by Frattios and sperrys 2 days ago

Saying, "I think we'd all appreciate it if..." when no one in your group agrees with what you're saying. TFM.

Posted by TheChampionsTour 2 days ago

Commandeering the grill. TFM.

Posted by Frathood215 2 days ago

No standards, no disappointments. TFM.

Posted by crimsonbloodz 2 days ago

Slowing her advances with a condescending no-look finger pistol. TFM.

Posted by Just The Clit 3 days ago

Holding out for the better looking twin. TFM.

Posted by Paddle Me Harder 3 days ago

The "I'll take care of your daughter" with a wink and handshake to the new freshman's dad. TFM.

Posted by golffratty107 3 days ago

Laughing hysterically in the face of someone who is trying to fight you. TFM.

Posted by Blackball Bill 3 days ago

Saying, "We both knew what this was," when she clearly didn't. TFM.

Posted by BackOffGDI 3 days ago

Having a pledge wash your car during a rainstorm. TFM.

Posted by Nantucket Ready 3 days ago

I like my beer like I like my women: natural and light. TFM.

Posted by pukenrally 3 days ago

Not seeing eye-to-eye with Mom on your accomplishments. TFM.

Posted by mradil 3 days ago

Being the son your mom stopped bragging about. TFM.

Posted by mradil 3 days ago

Waking up covered in drywall dust and a very angry text from the house manager. TFM.

Posted by Diglett 3 days ago

The blatantly condescending, "It opens up over there," after a buddy's tee shot that is clearly O.B. TFM.

Posted by just comes fratural 3 days ago