Ignoring the GDI's sincere, correct response to your question for the professor. TFM.

Posted by 190fucks4 5 days ago

The habitual open-door piss during your first week back home. TFM.

Posted by SpencerPhillip 5 days ago

Falling to beer pressure, not peer pressure. TFM.

Posted by southerngent_11 5 days ago

The way your sunglass straps flap in the wind while riding on a boat. TFM.

Posted by JohnWilkesSloot 6 days ago

Happy Gilmore letting the big dog eat in a residential neighborhood. TFM.

Posted by brozski 6 days ago

Attending a university that's only eight feet above sea level. TFM.

Posted by GoldenFrater 6 days ago

Eric Cartman preferring to be captured by the Taliban than be called Canadian. TFM.

Posted by DawgTown 6 days ago

Slamming a random person's drink because you missed last call. TFM.

Posted by Chairman_OfThe_Board 6 days ago

Your "She wasn't fat, she was sturdy" defense not going over well with a jury of your brothers. TFM.

Posted by Bobby Esquire MD 6 days ago

Positioning all A/C vents in my truck towards my miniature American flag so it'll wave. TFM.

Posted by StarSpangledSlammer 6 days ago

The positive correlation between your BAC and your golf score. TFM.

Posted by philstraz 6 days ago

Assuming the summer house rules will be loosely enforced. TFM.

Posted by Bropedo 6 days ago

Going to court in golf attire so you can still make your noon tee time after your charges are dropped. TFM.

Posted by FratLike1858 6 days ago

Always having a reason to celebrate. TFM.

Posted by I Haze Geeds 6 days ago

Drinking out of the trophy you just won at a philanthropy event. TFM.

Posted by therealfrattyguy 6 days ago

Using the term "I dabble" to describe inappropriate activities you engage in on a regular basis. TFM.

Posted by Ulyssess_S_Frat 6 days ago

Treating alcohol like it's free, never-ending, and good for you. TFM.

Posted by Fratcketeering 6 days ago

The long sigh and shoulder shrug from the Risk Manager signaling that he has given up. TFM.

Posted by IHSVOneEightFiveFive 7 days ago

Settling any in-house dispute with a round of 18. TFM.

Posted by AlphaSeptaBoy 7 days ago

The inevitable response of "More than you" when someone asks how much you've had to drink. TFM.

Posted by Broshire 7 days ago