The Carolina Cup crackdown isn't going to stop anything. TFM.

Posted by algndforalltime 813 days ago

I keep my political views to the right, my hair parted to the left, and my pledges locked in the basement. TFM.

Posted by Frattyshack2 813 days ago

Having a cannon in your front yard. TFM.

Posted by Long live the order 813 days ago

Packing lippers and tipping strippers. TFM.

Posted by Geaux Breaux 813 days ago

My closet does not contain one item of that euro trash neon shit that these new money kids keep wearing. TFM.

Posted by The Standard 813 days ago

"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era." -Ron Burgundy. TFM.

Posted by bro daddy 813 days ago

Ordering something that isn't on the menu. TFM.

Posted by Frat Flinstone 813 days ago

Put a load into the dishwasher. She swallowed. TFM.

Posted by Big_Duke 813 days ago

Consistently being drunker than the person celebrating their birthday that night. TFM.

Posted by Pledge Trainer Smith 813 days ago

When Reagan proclaimed "Tear down this Wall!" he was referring to the TSM wall. TFM.

Posted by Chadrick Davis III 813 days ago

The Kentucky Derby, Nascar for rich people. TFM.

Posted by redbullnvolklLXA 813 days ago

I like to stay out of the old money, new money debate. My family has plenty of both. TFM.

Posted by Fratrick Higgi 814 days ago

Public display of erection. TFM.

Posted by The General 814 days ago

Our student government elections were a great reflection of real life: GDIs just can't win. TFM.

Posted by shooter 814 days ago

Being the pre-law fraternity without being a pre-law fraternity. TFM.

Posted by Brometheus 814 days ago

Adding a weight limit to the 'Girls Drink Free' rule. TFM.

Posted by FrattyLightVIII 814 days ago

Never holding up your end of the naked picture agreement. TFM.

Posted by BrewConn Slutskies 814 days ago

The only recession I've noticed is my hairline. TFM.

Posted by Sperry maguire 814 days ago

Purposely calling your slampiece by another name while finishing to get out of cuddling. TFM.

Posted by jarredaekdb 814 days ago

Spend like Obama, dress like JFK, fight like Bush, and fuck like Clinton. TFM.

Posted by KAstle King 814 days ago