Asking the campus Animal Rights Group if they would like to attend the weekly barbeque at the Fratcastle. TFM.

Posted by Brolanta 804 days ago

Out-of-office email at my internship: "I will be out next week sitting on a beach in Costa Rica with my friends drinking, if you need me you'll just have to wait - The Intern" TFM.

Posted by lacrosse10988 804 days ago

Going home to hangout with highschool friends for Spring Break. NF. Going to a beach house for the first half and a ski resort for the second. TFM.

Posted by FratDracula 805 days ago

Complaining about rising gas prices. NF. Frat lapping in a Denali that gets 10 mpg just for the hell of it. TFM.

Posted by jholliday68 805 days ago

Ben Hogan playing a 1-iron. TFM.

Posted by BrotisAllenHazebrook 805 days ago

My trust fund may be risk averse, but my lifestyle is definitely not. TFM.

Posted by Venture Fratpital 805 days ago

Never have I ever hit a Top-Flight. TFM.

Posted by Bourbon Meyer 805 days ago

It sure is nice to always have this law degree to fall back on, just in case I ever need a plan B. TFM.

Posted by OilyMoney 805 days ago

The only thing celibate about me is my attitude. I don't give a fuck. TFM.

Posted by PhiKappaTide 805 days ago

Formal ended with me in the lobby of our hotel blacked out, making a fort. No one was allowed in unless they brought more whiskey. TFM.

Posted by Delta Swig 805 days ago

My two-a-days no longer refer to football. TFM.

Posted by BauerPower 805 days ago

Words with friends. NF. Friends with benefits. TFM.

Posted by TooFrat1856 805 days ago

A lot of people are having trouble finding a job after they graduate. I'm having trouble deciding which alumni's job offer I want to accept. TFM.

Posted by Brothagoras 805 days ago

Having a contest over Spring Break to see who can spend the most money. TFM.

Posted by ItJustComesFratural 805 days ago

People that try to keep up with me at night seriously regret it. TFM.

Posted by John Walker 805 days ago

"You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." -Patton. TFM.

Posted by TangoKiloEcho 805 days ago

Menthols. NF. Cowboy Killers. TFM.

Posted by southern wealth 805 days ago

Getting day-drunk with dad on the company dime. TFM.

Posted by OUDU1953 805 days ago

Liquor in the front, poker in the back. TFM.

Posted by FratTiger1987 805 days ago

"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...with a sandwich." TFM.

Posted by Arthur Chase 805 days ago