Harold and Kumar, GDI. The guy that tricked Harold into doing his work so he could go party with some slampieces, TFM.

Posted by Greg McElroy 974 days ago

Have to fold my vineyard vines underwear at the waistband because they're longer than my shorts. TFM

Posted by Fratty Lite 975 days ago

My dad said I could go anywhere in the world for school and he would pay for it, so I stayed in the SEC. TFM.

Posted by Brohan Gutenberg 975 days ago

Called my mom and told her I needed $500 for a dress, lingerie, and liquor for my fratdaddy's birthday. She understood. TSM

Posted by Slampiece of Choice 975 days ago

Had a lip in on campus when a GDI with distressed jeans asked me why I dip. I asked him why he doesn't have a trust fund to get new jeans. TFM

Posted by BROpenhagen 975 days ago

About to take an Anthropology exam for 33% of my grade using nothing but frat-files for a study guide. The hardest part will be finding the classroom I haven't been to yet. TFM

Posted by Brodi Foster 975 days ago

I'm too hungover to function but my D can still get hard. America. TFM.

Posted by Skeeter 975 days ago

National Hazing Prevention Week kicked off this sunday with blindfolds, lighter fluid, dip, and 30 gallons of water...great promotion. TFM

Posted by James "Old Frat" Longstreet 975 days ago

Forget high priced lingerie...my fratdaddy likes me better in his button down Columbia PFG shirt. TSM

Posted by Frattin' Like My Daddy 975 days ago

Conversation last night: "Good night slampiece" "Good night fratdaddy" TFM.

Posted by Frat Hart or Frat Home 975 days ago

Asked a GDI how he can duck hunt or pull a boat with his prius and then realized GDIs dont have boats or duck hunt. TFM.

Posted by Brosif Stalin 975 days ago

It's called the War of Northern Aggression, GDI. TFM

Posted by Rutherford B Haze 975 days ago

Just registered the colt my dad bought for 120k at Keeneland. Named it after a really fast sorostitute I slept with last week. TFM.

Posted by Stonewall Fratson 975 days ago

My dad helped design the B-2 stealth bomber that flew over the game on Sunday. Your dad helped design the hot dog stand he works in outside the stadium. TFM

Posted by Hazing Private Ryan 975 days ago

We kicked Sen. Blanche Lincoln out of our tailgate because we don't associate with liberal GDI's. TFM.

Posted by Fratalicious 975 days ago

Time flies when you're blacked out as fuck. TFM.

Posted by brohan gutenberg 975 days ago

Dated a GDI for 2 years = NF. Broke up with her and now work for the RNC while she sells perfume and dates a male nurse. TFM

Posted by Vines Addict 975 days ago

Being a Democrat... in the 1860's. TFM

Posted by Johhny McHazelton 975 days ago

Freeballing in sorostitutes chapters. TFM

Posted by Fratty Skin 975 days ago

Had a serious debate in chapter meeting on if the infield would be open for The Breeder's Cup. TFM.

Posted by GoldenFleece 975 days ago