Decided to take the next 27 years off from work to practice for the Senior Tour. TFM

Posted by Shooter McFratten 975 days ago

Listening to an Ipod while walking to class. Gdi. Having a pledge walk behind you with a boombox with your own theme music. TFM.

Posted by Frat Boy Wasted 975 days ago

Wore my frat shirt to Hobby Lobby and without saying anything the lady greeting said "The silk is on the right you'll need 3 yards, rope is in the back, and ivy is two isles behind that" TSM

Posted by sorority girl 975 days ago

Frat, Grove, and summer. All verbs. TFM.

Posted by Colonel 975 days ago

The only shirts I own that don't have collars commemorate nights I don't remember. TFM

Posted by Posted from a Fratberry 975 days ago

Manning Bowl on Sunday. TFM

Posted by Dirty South 975 days ago

Spent some time with Erin Andrews while skipping class. TFM

Posted by Frat Castle King 975 days ago

My other fraternity is a secret. TSSM

Posted by 322 975 days ago

Made a pledge wear a bluetooth headset for a whole semester. TFM.

Posted by Frat Water 975 days ago

Convinced a girl I started TFM. Got laid. TFM.

Posted by bro-b one kenobie 975 days ago

Chose a pledge to be the mustache pledge. Turns out he couldn't grow a good enough mustache so as a punishment for not being a man I made him the neck hair pledge. Had to shave from the jawline up every day. It was disgusting. TFM.

Posted by Choco McDonald 975 days ago

The last person I iced was Johnny Walker. TFM

Posted by FratBro Fisher 975 days ago

Shot a doe, brought it back to the frat house and made this rushee from California clean it while I listened to him complain how hunting was murder. TFM.

Posted by ilovedd's 975 days ago

Fall Fest today in the quad. Campus seems a hell of a lot nicer with all of the GDIs quarantined in one spot. TFM

Posted by Fratimus Maximus 975 days ago

Making the pledges tie ballons to their backpacks so we can play Mario Kart with them on campus. TFM.

Posted by sex150 975 days ago

Sitting on the back porch of the frat castle talking with Tuberville about how he's going to win the game tomorrow. TFM

Posted by Five Friends and Fratters 975 days ago

Having shackers walk out in button downs. TFM.

Posted by Brokies 975 days ago

Poured a beer on a party bus with zero head. TFM

Posted by Riding brolo 975 days ago

Boss caught me looking at TFM.com instead of doing a market analysis. He is now in his office laughing hysterically at the most recent TFM's, periodically inviting me in there to laugh with him. TFM.

Posted by Texas FRAT, Texas FRAT 975 days ago

GDI's go grocery shopping. I ask the chef what's for dinner tonight. TFM

Posted by just another fraterday 975 days ago