Failed out twice. Naturally, I'm more interested in the social scene than the academic scene. TFM.

Posted by Dubbya 1006 days ago

Went to my first day of spanish class, all the guys were GDIs... so I dropped the class. TSM

Posted by UTKsororitygirl 1006 days ago

Stockholder in the Green Bay Packers. TFM.

Posted by LamBro Field 1006 days ago

Just got texts at the same time from 5 girls in the same sorority all telling me i was an asshole. I guess they found out. TFM.

Posted by fratman 1006 days ago

Fratting hard post grad. TFM

Posted by Fratalpha 1006 days ago

Dick Cheney shot a man and had him apologize. TFM

Posted by Brony Danza 1007 days ago

Rex Ryan's cursing. TFM

Posted by "Bros" aren't Fratty 1007 days ago

I refer to my bed as "my workbench." TFM.

Posted by The Mule 1007 days ago

The only hand-me-down I've ever received is my trustfund. TFM.

Posted by fratbot 1007 days ago

Cant wait to pity fuck all the slampieces who get cut from rush for being too slutty. TFM.

Posted by Grizzly Fratams 1007 days ago

Happy Hour. Driving Range. Chapter Meeting. TFM

Posted by John 1007 days ago

I got 50 hours of community service for my DUI. 10 pledges, 5 hours each...I'm getting this done in one day. TFM.

Posted by Fuzzy Zoeller 1007 days ago

Blackballing any pledge that you find out is a Democrat. TFM.

Posted by Jimmy Broffett 1007 days ago

Just donated $1,000 to Ducks Unlimited for the free hat- And to save Ducks. TFM.

Posted by FRATafaya Trail 1007 days ago

Browsing TFM in class. In law school. TFM.

Posted by Frat hard, then frat harder 1007 days ago

Racquetballing on football teams' private court while Mark Richt watches...because reservations at the rec center are for GDIs. TFM

Posted by Quincy Carter 1007 days ago

Got pulled over going 20 over in a school zone. The cop saw my last name on my driver's license and told me to tell my father hello. TFM

Posted by Malibu Fratsetter 1007 days ago

If you go to the country club and the staff needs your name or membership number, you might as well be a GDI. TSM

Posted by Sorostituting til i die 1007 days ago

Dive bars. TFM

Posted by Tennessee 1007 days ago

Just like in the movies, the "Coy Pond" is a real thing and there is a signal that you are about to become a GDI. Next time don't wear Target jeans to rush and send in a MySpace photo to Panhellenic. I look forward to making fun of you in the future. TSM

Posted by Sorostituting til i die 1007 days ago