PGA quality sand in the volleyball pit. TFM.

Posted by Brobraham Lincoln 1010 days ago

I tell people my major is finance. It's really fratwater and slampieces with a minor in Copenhagen. TFM.

Posted by Saint Bronard 1010 days ago

I never left Athens, they just renamed the bars Pool Hall and 5 Paces. TFM.

Posted by Fratlanta 1010 days ago

Money may not grow on trees, but it sure does fall out of my father's ass. TFM.

Posted by Status Bro 1010 days ago

If your oxfords don't have buttons on the collar...you don't matter. TFM.

Posted by Frat water 1010 days ago

If I needed a resume my reference list alone would warrant a page of it's own. TFM.

Posted by I'm not your brother don't call me bro 1010 days ago

The guys who work at Brooks Brothers know my name and shirt measurements. TFM

Posted by SAMbro 1010 days ago

It's not blacking out, it's time travel. TFM.

Posted by The Fratellis 1010 days ago

Taxi's are for GDIs. We have pledges. TFM

Posted by Dr. Frat 1010 days ago

Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. TFM.

Posted by the FRugitive 1010 days ago

I may hold the door for women, but I don't respect them. TFM

Posted by Bropocrates 1010 days ago

Stumbled out of my apartment this morning to the sight of 600 girls in matching attire walking by. Oh right... its campus wide Fuck a Newbie Slampiece Day. TFM

Posted by Fratlantis 1010 days ago

Typical conference call - put it on speaker, muted my microphone, dome from a slampiece while I day trade. TFM

Posted by Fly Alpha 1010 days ago

I don't use the mouse when I am making models in excel. TFM

Posted by Frat in Boots 1010 days ago

Browsing TFM in the library on a research computer. TFM.

Posted by Brohnny 1010 days ago

Condoms are nothing but evidence. TFM.

Posted by Axel Brose 1010 days ago

Pledge didn't do what I asked, so I shot his pledge book with my 12 gauge. Haven't heard another "no sir" in weeks. TFM.

Posted by Sex Above Everything 1010 days ago

Just birdied #17 at the TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra. TFM

Posted by FratService 1010 days ago

Girl asks whats that in your back pocket. Reply: My wallet, my koozie, or my tin? TFM

Posted by Fratty Light 1010 days ago

Got kicked out of a bar for using the floor as a spitter...got back in by wearing a different polo hat and walking in with a different slampiece...with the dip still in. TFM.

Posted by David Allen Bro 1010 days ago