I cant even click "nice mvoe" because i am too hammered frunk. TFM

Posted by frat hard my friends 1010 days ago

Just because i've been at a Jello shot party all night doesn't mean I drank anything less than johnnie Walker Blue Label. TFM.

Posted by Frat Sinatra 1010 days ago

Named the dog Scotty Cameron. TFM.

Posted by yessir 1010 days ago

Just gave a rushee a nickname, why wait until pledgeship. TFM

Posted by Frat Sinatra 1011 days ago

Had some slampieces at the backyard dock, one of them said "I bet its hard to dock that thing." (Refering to my 55' VIKING sportfishing boat). I said "I wouldn't know....the captain we hire does it for us." TFM

Posted by Fratticus Finch 1011 days ago

Carrying a condom is bad karma. TFM

Posted by Fratsumption 1011 days ago

Walked into the bar on $5 drown didn't pay and still got free beer, they didn't even let the gdi behind me in because he was quote "inappropiately dressed" TFM

Posted by Bropenhagen straight 1011 days ago

Prop 8. TFM.

Posted by Live Free Frat Hard 1011 days ago

Told this sorostitute I would help her move out if she gave me a bj, when I was done she went to the bathroom. I iced her and went to the range. TFM.

Posted by Fratastic Voyage 1011 days ago

Brett Favre does what he wants, because he's from Frattysburg, Mississippi, and has the arm of a god. TFM.

Posted by SEC Fratstar 1011 days ago

Went to the Study Abroad Fair to laugh at the GDI's who couldn't afford a vacation. TFM.

Posted by Fratenstein 1011 days ago

Shred my bank statement before I even open it. TFM.

Posted by you can call me Sir 1011 days ago

Studying my pref night lines while playing beer pong with my rush partner. TSM

Posted by True sorostitute 1011 days ago

Had to disaffiliate for orientation staff, but by my Southern Tide croakies, Sperrys, and chino shorts it's obvious I'm not a cargo short wearing GDI. TFM

Posted by Bro Jackson 1011 days ago

J.I. hazing. TFM

Posted by iFrat 1011 days ago

Failed out twice. Naturally, I'm more interested in the social scene than the academic scene. TFM.

Posted by Dubbya 1011 days ago

Went to my first day of spanish class, all the guys were GDIs... so I dropped the class. TSM

Posted by UTKsororitygirl 1011 days ago

Stockholder in the Green Bay Packers. TFM.

Posted by LamBro Field 1011 days ago

Just got texts at the same time from 5 girls in the same sorority all telling me i was an asshole. I guess they found out. TFM.

Posted by fratman 1011 days ago

Fratting hard post grad. TFM

Posted by Fratalpha 1011 days ago