My mom wrote "damn hipsters" on my fb status. TFM.

Posted by Haze early 1008 days ago

Just woke up with 3 koozies in my pocket but no wallet. TFM

Posted by Bro Cha-Co 1008 days ago

I hooked up with a model from the Southern Proper website. TFM

Posted by GT Sig 1009 days ago

Georgia vs. Auburn. The Deep South's Oldest Rivalry. TFM.

Posted by a to phi 1009 days ago

Got head from a sorostitute at her own sorority philanthropy event. Recorded the volunteer hours. TFM.

Posted by Sherlock Brolmes 1009 days ago

Got pulled over piss drunk in my Tahoe last night. My father knows the chief of police so all I got was a ride home. TFM

Posted by Fratty Light 1009 days ago

Law School. TFM

Posted by Ari Gold 1009 days ago

When the final decision came about on renovating the fratcastle, my parents were the first ones asked to donate money. TFM.

Posted by keepitclassykeepitfrat 1009 days ago

My cashier knew to bag my groceries in paper, then plastic. TFM.

Posted by Ramblin' Wreck 1009 days ago

At a brothers wedding. Kegstand in a tux. TFM

Posted by Country club frat 1009 days ago

I have a full set of Tervis Tumblers, but I prefer to drink out of a red Solo cup.

Posted by Van Frattier 1009 days ago

Scotch on the rocks: I may fuck like an animal, but I drink like a gentleman. TFM.

Posted by Bronald Reagan 1009 days ago

CCA. TFM

Posted by brochacho 1009 days ago

A bar banned my fraternity for fratting too hard. Now we have a pool on how much longer they'll be in business. TFM.

Posted by Mr. Jack Daniels 1009 days ago

Slapped a pledge. Why not? TFM.

Posted by Brozo the Clown 1009 days ago

Every street in my gated community is named after a famous golf course. TFM.

Posted by Fratistotle 1009 days ago

"Thank you Sir, may I have another?" TFM.

Posted by Ralph Lauren Brolo 1009 days ago

Getting sorostitutes to do your laundry. TFM.

Posted by Frat Daddy 1009 days ago

Four years of college and I never lived more than a block away from a bar. TFM

Posted by broceephus 1009 days ago

I don't put my letters on my vehicle. My frathoe speaks for itself. TFM

Posted by Jim Bro Laws 1009 days ago