I don't put my letters on my vehicle. My frathoe speaks for itself. TFM

Posted by Jim Bro Laws 1010 days ago

Tailgating Bid Day. TFM.

Posted by Brouston, TX 1010 days ago

Got blackout and broke my brand new Rolex. TFM

Posted by FrattDaddy 1010 days ago

I'm so much better at my job when I'm on blow. TFM

Posted by Fratalicious houston 1010 days ago

Being a Southern Gentleman. TFM.

Posted by WOJE 1010 days ago

Allowed an Asian pledge just to call him Lloyd. TFM.

Posted by The Fratellis 1010 days ago

My father fired his secretary for forgetting to send my mom a "happy anniversary card" signed by my dad. TFM.

Posted by University of Broklahoma 1010 days ago

Getting so drunk and stoned you can't remember the words to any of Jimmy Buffet's songs. TFM.

Posted by Brosephina 1010 days ago

I control which letters you'll wear one day...if any. Sucks to be you. TSM

Posted by srat star 1010 days ago

Pregaming before $2 Anything. TFM

Posted by Gen. Frat Dick 1010 days ago

Prenuptial Agreement. TFM.

Posted by Sean Bronnery 1010 days ago

Going to gradate school to get my MBA just because I don't want to be done with college yet. Two more years of raging. TFM

Posted by University of Broklahoma 1010 days ago

The F**king Catalina Wine Mixer. TFM.

Posted by Step Bro 1010 days ago

Short shorts and deep pockets. TFM

Posted by Fratmosphere 1010 days ago

Told a rushee to go get me a can last night by accident. I forgot they weren't plegdes... yet. TFM

Posted by Matthew Fratford 1010 days ago

Trains are for poor people and freshman girls. TFM.

Posted by Baby Phrat 1010 days ago

Waiting for a club fitting because I forgot to bring my set with me to Maui. Only poor people rent clubs. TFM.

Posted by Fratter McGavin 1010 days ago

I'm so conservative that I make Hank Hill look like a liberal. TFM.

Posted by Fratwall Jackson 1010 days ago

Told my friends I would DD to OAR last night, ended up drinking half a handle of makers and smoked 2 bowls. TFM.

Posted by Frataholoic 1010 days ago

Reading TFM.com on one on of my dual screens and watch the PGA Championship on the other. TFM

Posted by SFP 1010 days ago