Camouflage croakies keeping my Revos safely around my neck at the black tie event

Posted by Louisville Slugger Baseball Frat 1035 days ago

Pale feet because I wear golf shoes everyday. TFM

Posted by Frataholic 1035 days ago

Seceeding from the liberal, State's Rights, freedom hating North.

Posted by The Order of frat 1035 days ago

Costa is sponsoring our Greek Fest. TFM

Posted by The Mad Fratter 1035 days ago

Blacked out in '06. Just woke up with a cap and gown on. TFM

Posted by Bro Tempore 1035 days ago

First thing the biddies learn on bid day...Sorority squat: learn it, love it, live it. TSM

Posted by KYsouthernbelle 1035 days ago

When I watch Heavyweights, I always cheer for Camp MVP in the Apache Relay because Camp Hope is for fat GDI's. TFM.

Posted by Tony Perkis 1035 days ago

Dumped my sorostitute girlfriend in the morning and later that day she was still my sober ride to the bars. TFM.

Posted by southern smash 1035 days ago

3 too many vodka tonics at lunch so dad let me have the rest of the day off. TFM.

Posted by Fratter Day Saint 1035 days ago

Puke and rally. TFM

Posted by sorotisaurus rex 1035 days ago

Tucker Max is a gdi. TFM

Posted by Bromega 1035 days ago

PFGs and skoal rings. TFM

Posted by Fratrik Herrington 1035 days ago

Leftovers are for GDI's. TFM

Posted by Bro's and Toes 1035 days ago

Threw up at noon on bid day. As an active. TFM

Posted by Bronald Reagan 1035 days ago

I frat too hard to get in to the business school. So now my major is economics. My dad knows I will never go to class and understands that I'll still get hired, by him. TFM.

Posted by Frat-o-matic 1035 days ago

A culture built on wealth, abuse, and exclusivity. What's the problem? TFM.

Posted by Fratty McFrat 1035 days ago

Reading total frat move while walking across campus makes it easier to not acknowledge the gdi's. TFM.

Posted by The Mad Fratter 1035 days ago

Sorority Senior night...nothing beats slamming old washed out sorostitutes. TFM.

Posted by Grizzly Fratams 1035 days ago

I ignore the fact that people have first names. TFM.

Posted by Kabell 1035 days ago

Getting into the bar that makes you remove hats and knives...with a visor on and a knife in plain sight. It must have been the brooks brothers that distracted them. TFM.

Posted by Frattleist 1035 days ago