I refuse to win the superbowl on madden. I don't even want to virtually meet Obama. .TFM

Posted by Darren McFratten 1014 days ago

I'm always gettin my balls wet. Except for my Pro V-1's. TFM

Posted by On the green 1014 days ago

Buying a 7 dollar glass of makers on fifty cent well night. TFM.

Posted by -1038 1014 days ago

Truck beds are venues for drinking, it only recently occurred to me that poor people use them for work. TFM.

Posted by King Ranch 1014 days ago

C's get degrees and Dad always hires. TFM

Posted by Good ole boy 1014 days ago

I'll cut you, pledge...literally. TFM.

Posted by Fratimus Maximus 1014 days ago

im a zit, get it? TFM.

Posted by long live the Confrateracy 1014 days ago

Will Freaking Muschamp. TFM.

Posted by BEVO 1014 days ago

Its not hazing if a stripper does it to you. TFM

Posted by Broward 1014 days ago

Texas Fiji. TFM.

Posted by Frat Star 1014 days ago

Living on the 5th tee box and having my entire basement dedicated to my P3ProSwing golf simulator for when it's too hot to play outside. TFM.

Posted by Fratastic 1014 days ago

This hippie aproached me as I got out of my Escalade. She said," do you realize how much gas you waste?" I told her I didn't care, my family is currently pumping more as we speak. TFM

Posted by BrooksBrothers 1014 days ago

Chest Hair. TFM

Posted by fratology major 1014 days ago

My hometown just got voted one of the top ten places to live again. All that really means is everyone there is white. TFM.

Posted by Post Grad 1014 days ago

Making pledges leave the game early 3rd quarter to clean the tailgate they couldn't party at. TFM.

Posted by Big XII South 1014 days ago

No shave November. No condom October. TFM.

Posted by Fratausy Man 1014 days ago

Lining up rushees and playing cut, cut, bid. TFM.

Posted by Brouston, TX 1014 days ago

Pledge class trip to Vegas to see who can spend the most money. TFM

Posted by ZetaBro 1014 days ago

Tin Cup on Blu Ray. TFM

Posted by Bro Pitt 1014 days ago

I've never needed health insurance. Dad pays cash. TFM

Posted by St Fratrick's Day 1014 days ago