im a zit, get it? TFM.

Posted by long live the Confrateracy 1015 days ago

Will Freaking Muschamp. TFM.

Posted by BEVO 1015 days ago

Its not hazing if a stripper does it to you. TFM

Posted by Broward 1015 days ago

Texas Fiji. TFM.

Posted by Frat Star 1015 days ago

Living on the 5th tee box and having my entire basement dedicated to my P3ProSwing golf simulator for when it's too hot to play outside. TFM.

Posted by Fratastic 1015 days ago

This hippie aproached me as I got out of my Escalade. She said," do you realize how much gas you waste?" I told her I didn't care, my family is currently pumping more as we speak. TFM

Posted by BrooksBrothers 1015 days ago

Chest Hair. TFM

Posted by fratology major 1015 days ago

My hometown just got voted one of the top ten places to live again. All that really means is everyone there is white. TFM.

Posted by Post Grad 1015 days ago

Making pledges leave the game early 3rd quarter to clean the tailgate they couldn't party at. TFM.

Posted by Big XII South 1015 days ago

No shave November. No condom October. TFM.

Posted by Fratausy Man 1015 days ago

Lining up rushees and playing cut, cut, bid. TFM.

Posted by Brouston, TX 1015 days ago

Pledge class trip to Vegas to see who can spend the most money. TFM

Posted by ZetaBro 1015 days ago

Tin Cup on Blu Ray. TFM

Posted by Bro Pitt 1015 days ago

I've never needed health insurance. Dad pays cash. TFM

Posted by St Fratrick's Day 1015 days ago

Yeah I only got into medical school because an alumnus is on the board. What's your point? TFM.

Posted by BroBGYN 1015 days ago

A partner just walked in and busted my live stream of the PGA. He asked what Tiger was at and walked out. TFM.

Posted by Jay Fratliff 1015 days ago

In my version of Fantasy Football, I negotiate the actual contracts of NFL players. TFM

Posted by grigsby 1015 days ago

The only thing I pulled out of last night was the stock market. TFM.

Posted by DUE SOUTH 1015 days ago

Just dropped $160 in the Admirals club on a lay over to St. John. TFM.

Posted by Dixieland 1015 days ago

Yesterday at the Country Club, I asked to swap the soup for the monkfish pate with caviar because why order from the menu and be restricted by the chef’s narrow vision? TFM.

Posted by Broddney King 1015 days ago