Using my fake ID at the racetrack, even though my real initials are monogrammed onto my oxford. TFM

Posted by Senator Broseph McCarthy 1036 days ago

My driver is more expensive than a GDI's car. TFM

Posted by Brony Danza 1036 days ago

Mastering the pull out. TFM

Posted by Carl Spackler 1036 days ago

ITS IN THE HOLE. TFM

Posted by Carl Spackler 1036 days ago

Giving a slampiece a pearl necklace while she wears the one I gave her. TFM

Posted by Carl Spackler 1036 days ago

Sitting on the frat castle roof smoking Cubans. TFM.

Posted by brometheus 1036 days ago

When I turned 18 the first thing I bought wasn't porn or lotto tickets or cigarettes, it was a camo Mossberg 870 express super magnum. TFM

Posted by Tennessee 1036 days ago

Yeah, GDIs wash my families Kentucky Derby Winning Horse... Super Saver TFM

Posted by Fratonomics 101 1036 days ago

We don't haze, we make men. TFM

Posted by STG 1036 days ago

I don't talk to a guy unless he drives a car newer than the year I graduated HS ... unless it was made before my parents made their first mill ... which was in the 70's. TSM

Posted by SKLouderNow 1036 days ago

Spent my summer in the Bahamas living on the boss's 53 Buddy Davis Custom, taking his clients fishing, drinking bourbon, dipping skoal and banging his slampiece daughter. TFM

Posted by 100 Ton Fratster Captain 1036 days ago

Shower Beers. TFM

Posted by Eric Fratton 1036 days ago

My frat daddy boyfriend has had to restring my pearls 6 times. I still don't take them off when we slam. TSM

Posted by Srat Star 1036 days ago

Black lab puppy left point during training to chase a squirrel, my German short hair collered her and drug her back to "class". Didn't see that coming. TFM

Posted by drunkasauroustex 1036 days ago

Extra pockets on the shorts? Not TFM. Extra pockets on the shirt? TFM.

Posted by Southern Proper 1036 days ago

When I need money, I just call my broker. TFM

Posted by Frat in Boots 1036 days ago

second amendment. TFM.

Posted by bro bro bro your boat 1036 days ago

My cock doesn't talk politics. TFM.

Posted by Bro J Simpson 1036 days ago

Playing the high limit tables on the family's black card. TFM

Posted by Carl Spackler 1036 days ago

Apparently some underprivileged GDIs do blow with something other than a rolled up $100 bill. TFM.

Posted by Michael Adams in a Nazi 1036 days ago