A gdi asked me how much my watch cost. I told him it was free for graduation but would cost him about as much as the house he grew up in. TFM.

Posted by benjamin sclater jr 1014 days ago

Tie blindfolds. TFM.

Posted by Bro Hans 1014 days ago

Spontaneous deep sea fishing on a Monday. TFM.

Posted by Fratapotamus 1014 days ago

Avoiding a slampiece after smashing them the night before. TFM

Posted by Arnold Palmer 1014 days ago

Pounding Makers on the first tee of my 8am tee time. No such thing as too drunk to golf. TFM

Posted by Country club frat 1014 days ago

Sipping Macallan and making fun of the Goodmorning America anchors while last nights piece prepares breakfast. TFM.

Posted by Bronald Reagan 1014 days ago

I'm allergic to GDIs. TSM

Posted by Bama Bitch 1014 days ago

Telling your date to Bottomless Wine Party you are going to the bathroom, when you are actually going next door to quickly slam a couple bourbons. TFM.

Posted by Quincy Carter 1014 days ago

They quoted Animal House on ESPN when talking about hazing Tebow and he responded like a pledge should. "We had fun." TFM.

Posted by All I do is frat 1014 days ago

I don't think I should be alone tonight...I'll get my coat..can you get 3 dates for my friends...TFM.

Posted by Crash Davis 1014 days ago

Dry frats may as well be GDIs. TFM.

Posted by sratting hard 1014 days ago

Receiving the "I started today, no worries" text from multiple sorostitutes. TFM

Posted by Arnold Palmer 1014 days ago

Had a GDI ask me why my flask had my initials and letters monogrammed on it so nicely, my only explanation was because...well, that's just what you do. TSM

Posted by Frappa Delta 1014 days ago

Andrew Jackson. TFM.

Posted by Fratastic IV 1014 days ago

Officially retired as quarterback of my fraternity flag football team at the end of last season. Announcing during our first chapter in the fall that I'll be back for another season. TFM

Posted by Leader of the Broman Empire 1014 days ago

The president of my chapter fined a transfer from the north for wearing a block letter hoody. His reason "It was unbecoming of a brother." TFM.

Posted by Southern Proper 1014 days ago

Some fatass GDI walked up to me at the bar and asked why I was wearing Sperry's. So I asked him "why do you have on nike's? It's not like you've been working out." TFM.

Posted by Ridin' Fratty 1014 days ago

Chamillionaire performed in the back lot at the frat castle. Because we wouldn't let him inside. TFM.

Posted by Ridin' Fratty 1014 days ago

Yeah, my carbon footprint is bigger than yours. And I'm damn proud of it. Fuck off liberals. TFM.

Posted by Frattty McFratterson 1014 days ago

Parents bought me a three bedroom house. Just me in it. Could fratting get any easier? TFM.

Posted by TT nu 1014 days ago