Pocket tees and PFG's. TFM.

Posted by ConFRATerate Soldier 1014 days ago

Virtual horse racing on my iPhone... Seeing as how I damn near dress like I'm at the Derby everyday, I figured why not. TFM

Posted by Pi Kappa Frat 1014 days ago

John "Bluto" Blutarsky. TFM

Posted by Frat Daniels 1014 days ago

Keeping a Plan B handy for next morning. TSM

Posted by Legacy Lady 1014 days ago

Told dad I was wanted to apply to the Clermont Club to gamble while abroad in London. He wired me a $5K gift and told me me to make a "wise investment." TFM.

Posted by Broedipus Rex 1014 days ago

Brought some blue-eyed rushee home from the bar, told her she had to leave when we finished because the end of the bed was my dog's spot. TFM.

Posted by The Train 1014 days ago

Matching move in day shirts. TSM

Posted by Frat Rat 1014 days ago

1600+ girls at rush on day one. half tomorrow. TSM

Posted by Fratalie Jones 1014 days ago

I always slam sorostitutes with FoxNews in the background. TFM

Posted by FratCat 1014 days ago

Van Wilder was a GDI. TFM.

Posted by frat tibet 1014 days ago

At the bar with a Pitcher of Makers and Coke. TFM.

Posted by Zed 1014 days ago

Fist day of sorority rush some bros and I booze-cruised a frat lap. We yelled a ranking from 1 to 10 at every rushee we drove by. Our way of helping with cuts. TFM.

Posted by Carter A. Jenkins 1014 days ago

Took 4 suits to the dry cleaner after sitting in a pile on the floor. Asian dude had to pull a coozie out of each back pocket. I told him to go ahead and dry clean those too. TFM.

Posted by Frat Stardom 1014 days ago

Every gameday my dad and I go to our Frat house, and all he does is point out which blonde hair blue eyed girls are acceptable daughter-in-laws. TFM

Posted by A true man of Honor 1014 days ago

Got a bottle of Maker's riding on who can cut the most losers during the first round of rush. TFM.

Posted by Fratimus Maximus 1014 days ago

Gave the barber my debit card and told her to close it. TFM

Posted by Frattin till i die 1014 days ago

Glaring at the GDIs who wore flip flops to graduation. TFM.

Posted by No Bromo 1014 days ago

We rate the countrys we visit based on the beer they have. Australia was ok, Belgium was amazing. TFM

Posted by Sex Above Everything 1014 days ago

A pledge is taking my online alcohol course while I pound nattys and answer the security questions from across the room. TFM

Posted by Minor in fratsumption 1014 days ago

I had to drive..I was too drunk to walk. TFM

Posted by Brantley4Heisman 1014 days ago